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5090Reports state that there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. Same for the ViElmer Flugum18/31/2021
5089Porn star's favorite horror movie: Night of the Giving Head. — I spiced uTomato-8/31/2021
5088I have a dig bick You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.Tomato28/30/2021
5087Yo momma is so ugly, [graphic] your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t. — A Tomato-8/29/2021
5086What do you call a man with a small penis? [graphic] Justin. — I just boughtTomato18/28/2021
5085Did you read about the Mexican who had two penises? He named one Jose and the oTomato-8/26/2021
5084A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a room. What did each saTomato-8/25/2021
5083A public masturbator finds someone else jerking off in his usual spot. [graphicTomato-8/24/2021
5082Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I wenTomato-8/24/2021
5081Hear about couple who died at the drive-in? They froze to death waiting to seeTomato18/23/2021
5080Just joined a cribbage cult. They practice peggin rituals. — There's a Tomato-8/20/2021
5079They conducted an autopsy on the inmate who hung himself in his cell. Turns ouTomato-8/19/2021
5078Why does Batman keep the lower half of his face exposed? [graphic] To let the Tomato18/18/2021
5077I've been sleeping with a female veteran. I make sure I always thank her foTomato-8/17/2021
5076What do you call a spicy Jewish bread? [graphic] Challahpeño.Tomato-8/16/2021
5075Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word inTomato-8/15/2021
5074I've heard ( and told ) many puns in my life, but the one about the kleptomTomato-8/14/2021
5073Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Tomato-8/13/2021
5072Two dogs pass a parking meter. One says to the other, "How do you like thaTomato18/12/2021
5071I just stole a wig from the devil [graphic] If I ever get caught, there's Tomato-8/11/2021
5070I only believe 12.5% of the bible. I guess that makes me an eightheist.D.R.A.28/9/2021
5069You're being chased by a lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is aTomato-8/9/2021
5068Where do French women with saggy vaginas go for surgery? Toulouse. — The invTomato-8/8/2021
5067What kind of car does a lawyer drive? [graphic] A Suebaru. — I bought a sex Tomato-8/6/2021
5066A young Greek couple are about to get married. [graphic] Before the nuptials, Tomato-8/5/2021
5065What do you call the fear of giants? [graphic] FeeFiPhobia. — Ray CharlesTomato18/4/2021
5064Why did the emu lose all his friends when he grew a few feet taller? [graphic] Tomato-8/3/2021
5063What did King Arthur do when he met Guinevere? [graphic] He Camelot. — StandTomato-8/3/2021
5062I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well. Tomato-7/31/2021
5061[graphic]miraje17/31/2021
5060I lost my job at the bank. Turns out you're not supposed to push customers iTimF-7/31/2021
5059People often ask me how I feel about never catching a heron. I tell them I havTomato-7/29/2021
5058Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island. [graphic] ShTomato-7/29/2021
5057A blonde is thinking: [graphic] How the hell does my brother have four sistersTomato-7/28/2021
5056An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continuTomato-7/28/2021
5055I was in Little Saigon and felt like Vietnamese soup. I walked up to this guyTomato-7/26/2021
5054What's the difference between a Bud Lite and cunnilingus? [graphic] With Tomato17/26/2021
5053A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if Tomato-7/25/2021
5052My wife wanted to do it doggy style last night. I felt terrible when I didnTomato-7/25/2021
5051To Tomato, undisputed champion of bad puns. A Jewish alcoholic has a favorite bHigh Grader-7/24/2021
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