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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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54 Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Edwarda-5/21/2000
53 Charles Dickens: Tis a far, far better road than chicken has e'er crossedEdwarda-5/21/2000
52 Rene Descartes: It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway. Edwarda-5/21/2000
51 Jacques Derrida: What is the *difference*? The chicken was merely deferring fEdwarda-5/21/2000
50 Thomas Dequincy: Because it ran out of opium. Edwarda-5/21/2000
49 Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected inEdwarda-5/21/2000
48 Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events Edwarda-5/21/2000
47 Neville Chamberlain: To achieve peace, peace in our time. Edwarda-5/21/2000
46 Hillary Clinton: While it is true that these files indicate that I crossed thEdwarda-5/21/2000
45 Bill Clinton: It crossed the road once, but it didn't inhale. Bill ClintEdwarda-5/21/2000
44 Tom Clancy: It was a rocket-powered chicken. You know, one of those rockets wEdwarda-5/21/2000
43 James Carville: It's the economy, stupid! Edwarda-5/21/2000
42 Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer. Julius Caesar: It came, it saEdwarda-5/21/2000
41 Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer. Julius Caesar: It came, it sawEdwarda-5/21/2000
40 George Bush: Read my lips. No more "chicken" jokes. Edwarda-5/21/2000
39 George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights. Edwarda-5/21/2000
38 Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. Edwarda-5/21/2000
37 Boston Market, Inc.: Chicken is no longer in our name. Please refer to our SEEdwarda-5/21/2000
36 Molly Bloom: The chicken crossed the road well Poldy I dont know why why do yEdwarda-5/21/2000
35 Arthur, King of the Britons: To seek the Holy Grail. Edwarda-5/21/2000
34 Leopold Bloom: Wonder why chickens cross roads. Must be some law. Migration mEdwarda-5/21/2000
33 The Bible: And so the Lord he spoke to the chicken - cross the road and ye shEdwarda-5/21/2000
32 Ludvig von Beethoven: What? Speak up. Edwarda-5/21/2000
31 Roland Barthes: The chicken wanted to expose the myth of the road. Edwarda-5/21/2000
30 Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? Edwarda-5/21/2000
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