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Bullshit Excuses

An SI Board Since October 1998

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Emcee: Elmer Flugum	Type: Unmoderated

Introduction Compact

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63	Coward's excuse is always FEAR! Barksdale, Netscape's CEO, who fantasi	Wigglesworth	-	10/28/1998
62	Any chip co. the last umpteen earnings releases: 'we were hurt by decreased	Paul Berliner	-	10/28/1998
61	I didn't know the gun was loaded.	Nite-Man	-	10/28/1998
60	Len, I read this one somewhere and it was the best excuse a broker could have	John Lacelle	-	10/28/1998
59	How about Susan McDougal's excuse for embezzeling $150,000.00 from Conducto	John Lacelle	-	10/28/1998
58	Or even a better excuse not to go to work... I won't be coming in to work.	K A Anderson	-	10/27/1998
57	My neighbor's dog told me to kill them. (son of sam)	Mongo2116	-	10/27/1998
56	Asian fluctuations.....flucted in Asia.	Elmer Flugum	-	10/27/1998
55	The stock chart should have a hockey stick configuration sometime in the next y	Curly Q	-	10/27/1998
54	Bill Clinton Special II: "I don't recall."	Sjp	-	10/27/1998
53	The Clinton Special: "Ken Starr made me do it."	Sjp	-	10/27/1998
52	Unimpeachable because it was only a fleeting moment of ecstasy! From ZDNet (Co	Wigglesworth	-	10/27/1998
51	"G'd commanded me to do it."	Elmer Flugum	-	10/27/1998
50	When a poor person steals he's a thief, when a rich person steals he's	Nite-Man	-	10/27/1998
49	"This decision has nothing to do with design. This decision was a manageri	Elmer Flugum	-	10/27/1998
48	When a draftsperson makes an omission on a drawing, it is considered a mistake.	Elmer Flugum	-	10/27/1998
47	Sleeping on the job sir? I was practicing a meditation technique I learned at	Nite-Man	-	10/27/1998
46	I poked the cigar in a moment of weakness! From WSJ (re email from Clark to Mi	Wigglesworth	-	10/27/1998
45	"This stock is building a solid base here and we expect it to move up smar	Elmer Flugum	-	10/27/1998
44	I once called in "sick" and was asked what the problem was. My reply	Elmer Flugum	-	10/27/1998
43	Dont feel like going to work today? Try this one I can't come in to work	K A Anderson	-	10/27/1998
42	"This is an awesome company it's only down 50% today because of the sh	Nite-Man	-	10/27/1998
41	C'mon, we'll only stop for just one....	Frank A. Coluccio	-	10/27/1998
40	"I understand that you're very upset, but if you had only read the fi	GROUND ZERO™	-	10/27/1998
39	While sitting at the airport waiting for a flight that is half full to board:	Diver	-	10/26/1998

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