Graine, same some of those choclet cookies for me. While you sip your coffe, can you explain to me how a grand mother, happily married send e-mails like this! This is not a typical e-mails sent a grand ma, more likely by a play boy bonnie! I didn't write them, you did! GGG Now you tell me about morality, baking cookies, and raising grand kids! LOL
""Incidentally, I would agree that motorcycle sex might
be a little silly, and "The Joy of Sex" a little
dated. I would say, though, that I had the time of my
life once having sex while sprawled across the top of
a vibrating dryer!!! The fact that the dryer was in
the basement of my apartment building, and anyone
could have walked in, made it even thrilling. But I
don't think that would be as much fun now. It was,
like the book, very Seventies or something!!!!"
Message 2504176
LOIN HONEY
Message 4041691
siliconinvestor.com
Message 1873643
Message 2334083
"I had sex during labor, which I found incredibly
erotic, incidentally, and I am not talking about
cucumbers, either. Perhaps Loving Spouse will be
similarly motivated, but frankly I think I am probably
a little strange in this regard. I'm sure it was just
an overdose of hormones, though, not a character flaw
. . .
Where there is a will, there is a way, and I'm sure
you will do fine. Don't wear it out, though, or it MAY
drop off!!! (Or you'll go blind, or jump into some
other myth that people use to scare young teenaged
boys.)"
Message 2919032
Message 20930595
"Carol, you can rub cinnamon rolls all over your body
if you think they will attract guys, but I would have
more fun eating the cinnamon roll myself. I do not
think you were here at the Feelings thread last
summer, when we were talking about, um, LOIN HONEY as
an aphrodisiac. Just dab it on your wrists and behind
your ears. I am not sure you should wear it to work,
however, as it really drives men quite wild. If you
are sweetening up a guy with homemade cookies, you can
make LOIN HONEY lemonade, of course."
Message 3720229
CUCUMBERS
"Steven Hawkings has a brilliant mind, but I am more
attracted to men who can feed themselves and perform
what I would call essential manly feats!!! You know,
that whole CUCUMBER theory of sexual appeal."
Message 2204808
Message 2077575
"But I refuse to bend over when they are in the garden
with me, valuing my chastity and preferring to defer
thrill seeking until the CUCUMBER crop has been
harvested."
Message 1741834 |
