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To: Tecinvestor who wrote (12168)10/25/1999 3:56:00 PM
From: Bob DeNuto  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Understanding Your Paycheck
Gross pay: $1222.02

Income Tax Outgo Tax State Tax Interstate Tax
244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89

County Tax City Tax Rural Tax Back Tax
6.11 12.22 4.44 1.11

Front Tax Side Tax Up Tax Down Tax
1.16 1.61 2.22 1.11

Tic-Tacs Thumbtacks Carpet Tacks Stadium Tax
1.98 3.93 0.98 0.69

Flat Tax Surtax Ma'am Tax Parking Fee
8.32 3.46 2.60 5.00

No Pkg Fee F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. Life Ins.
10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85

Health Ins. Disability Ability Liability Ins.
16.23 2.50 0.25 3.41

Dental Ins. Mental Ins. Reassurance Coffee
4.50 4.33 0.11 6.85

Coffee Cups Calendar Floor Rental Chair Rental
66.51 3.06 16.85 .32

Desk Rental Union Dues Union Don'ts Cash Advances
4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69

Cash Retreats Overtime Undertime Eastern Time
121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00

Central Time Mntn Time Pacific Time GMT
8.00 7.00 6.00 24.00

Bath Time Time Out Oxygen Water
4.44 12.21 10.02 16.54

Electricity Heat Air Misc.
38.23 51.42 46.83 144.38

Take Home Pay: $0000.02
(This is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from...)



To: Tecinvestor who wrote (12168)10/26/1999 2:19:00 AM
From: Mephisto  Respond to of 62549
 
Ah! You hoped to meet Jane??????????



To: Tecinvestor who wrote (12168)10/26/1999 2:51:00 AM
From: Mephisto  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62549
 
My deah' Techy, I found Tarzan. I'm sure you can find Jane...

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Mephisto