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To: Edwarda who wrote (13753)	3/12/2000 11:00:00 AM
From: Aggie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Subject: Whales A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, 'Let's both swim under the ship and blow out our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.' They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors were swimming to the safety of the shore. The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, 'Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.' At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. 'Look,' she said, 'I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.' Arrrggh, maties Aggie

To: Edwarda who wrote (13753)	3/12/2000 11:48:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

TEN SIGNS I, I MEAN YOU SMOKE WAY TOO MUCH POT: 1. Every anecdote you tell starts with, "I was so stoned and..." 2. When people tell you to "forget about it," you're ahead of the game. 3. You've turned your closet into the botanical gardens. 4. People think your eyes are naturally pink. 5. You do all your food shopping at the local video store. 6. The title of your memoir is "Waiting to Inhale." 7. In your eyes "Spring Break" refers to the entire season. 8. You think how great it would be to get high as your getting high. 9. You carry around photos of really good bud in your wallet. 10. Running over a skunk makes you feel like home in your car.

To: Edwarda who wrote (13753)	3/12/2000 8:31:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

There were two Jewish women (Ruth and Golda) walking along the street. Ruth says to Golda, "My son, Irving, is finally getting married. He tells me he is engaged to a wonderful girl, but... he thinks she may have a disease called herpes. Golda says to Ruth, "Do you have any idea what this herpes is, and can he catch it?" Ruth answers, "No, but I am just so thrilled to hear about Irving's engagement. It's past time he's settled. As far as the herpes goes...who knows?" "Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical dictionary at home- I'll look it up and call you." So, Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth... "Ruth, keinahurra (thank goodness!), I found it. Not to worry! It says herpes is a disease of the gentiles!"