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To: Barney who wrote (14533)	5/13/2000 2:50:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62569

An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess wrong about the economy. Definition: Policy Analyst is someone unethical enough to be a lawyer, impractical enough to be a theologian, and pedantic enough to be an economist.

To: Barney who wrote (14533)	5/13/2000 4:27:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth as he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy reached this same depth a few minutes later. The diver went 20 feet deeper, but minutes later the same guy reached the same level. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set and wrote: How the hell are you able to stay under this deep without equipment? The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote: I'M DROWNING, YOU MORON!!!

To: Barney who wrote (14533)	5/13/2000 4:31:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62569

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"