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To: Edwarda who wrote (14716)	5/25/2000 4:03:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Cutting Class -------------- "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like, I really don't like, think like, that's really important, y'know, like because I'm, y'know, like I don't get anything out of it." "It's Mrs. Dulls' English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.

To: Edwarda who wrote (14716)	5/25/2000 4:04:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

To: Edwarda who wrote (14716)	5/26/2000 8:02:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

RuWanda just turned twelve. She's faced with the grim necessity of purchasing feminine needs. She scans the shelf in the drugstore with increasing agitation, then seeks out the pharmacist. "You gots yo femi9 napkins, yo doosh, yo tampoons ... what's a girl to do?" The pharmacist explains that the proper choice of product depends on the flow. "Muh flow? What's muh FLOW got to do with anything?" asks a confused RuWanda. "I'll explain it if you tell me what sort of flow you're having." "Lino-lee-um", confides RuWanda.