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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ManyMoose who wrote (540)	9/1/2004 8:35:26 PM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 1755

Q: What do fat girls and motor scooters have in common? . . . A: They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out!

To: ManyMoose who wrote (540)	9/1/2004 8:50:17 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."