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To: freeus who wrote (3763)	11/4/1997 1:21:00 AM
From: Mephisto	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Dear Freeus! Thanks for recipe. Do you cook as well as bake?

To: freeus who wrote (3763)	11/4/1997 8:32:00 AM
From: S K	Respond to of 62558

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the > >Pope was on the same flight. > > > >"This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." > > > >Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. > >Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. > > > >"This is fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at > >crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for > >assistance." > > > >Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, >"Excuse >me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a >woman that ends in 'unt'?" > > > >Only one word leapt to mind. > > > >"My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another." > > > >The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. > > > >Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'." > > > >"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"