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To: ken whited who wrote (4578)	1/30/1998 1:33:00 PM
From: ken whited	Respond to of 62549

Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? A. The nation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex? A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

To: ken whited who wrote (4578)	1/30/1998 1:35:00 PM
From: ken whited	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

One day, Clinton angrily called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; "I want something done about it immediately!" "Yes Sir, Mr. President", the interior decorator replies. "I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

To: ken whited who wrote (4578)	1/30/1998 1:39:00 PM
From: ken whited	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

There's a new game being played in Washington D.C... ...it's called swallow the leader. What did Clinton say to Al Gore about the whole affair? "Pardon Me" How can you tell which one of the White House interns is the head intern? She's the one with the dirty knees. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmark? He just bends over the pages! How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony? "It wasn't words that I put in her mouth".