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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4829)	3/4/1998 6:23:00 PM
From: Douglas A. Sevy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The last time I heard that joke (long time ago), the "lawyer" was Henry Kissinger! I like it still the same.

To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4829)	3/4/1998 6:34:00 PM
From: Early Bird	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

Redneck joke ! Horace the redneck had just gotten married and, finally, after a long day of wedding festivities, was alone with his bride in the bedroom. As he began to undress his young bride says to him; "Horace, I have something to tell you, honey !" "What is is it ?, asks Horace. "I'm a VIRGIN, Horace !" "What ?" "That's right," says the bride, "I saved myself just for YOU !" "That does it ! I'm OUTTA here !@ You should have told me this BEFORE we wuz married !" Then Horace begins to pack his bags and goes home to his daddy. As he walks in the house his pa says; "Horace, what r u doin' here son ? This is your weddin' night and you should be in the bridal suite just a making luv with that young bride of yours !" "Well, I would be Pa, except that she told me she was a Virgin ! "So I packed my bags and got the hell OUTTA there ! "Well son," said his Pa, "You did the right thing !" "I KNOWED I did PA ! "That's right son...Any girl that aint good enough for her OWN family, CERTAINLY AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MINE !!!!!!! Early Bird