Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (5154)	3/30/1998 10:37:00 AM
From: bob	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing. He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior: "I know it's none of my business,... but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife." "Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea." "Well, what about anal sex?" "Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea." "There is always oral sex." "Nope, she has pyorhea." "Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorhea, why did you marry her?" "That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"

To: John Messbauer who wrote (5154)	3/30/1998 2:01:00 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A tribute to the late Henny Youngman: A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy." The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "OK," the doctor says, "you're ugly too." ------------------------------------------------------------------- She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I take my wife everywhere. But she keeps finding her way back.

To: John Messbauer who wrote (5154)	3/30/1998 5:09:00 PM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Are you feeling old? If not, consider this: * The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. * They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era. * They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. * Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. * Their world has always included AIDS. * Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums and cassette audiotapes; they may have heard of an 8-track, but probably never actually seen (or heard) one. * The digital Disc was presented to Wall street when they were 1 year old. * From their earliest years, a camera was something you used once and threw away. * As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 3 cents. * Few, if any, have lived without an answering machine. * Few have used a TV set with only 13 channels. * Some use the word "clickers" for "remote control", yet they do not know why they say it. * They were born the year that The Walkman was introduced by Sony. * The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them