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To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (5304)	4/16/1998 9:02:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62549

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man-you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (5304)	5/3/1998 10:13:00 AM
From: chirodoc	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

two guys are at a bar. one guy, after a few stiff drinks, says to the other: i can jump out of this window and live to tell about it. the other guy says prove it. so this guy says, it is all about the wind current. you need to jump out about 18 inches and then lift up your head and the wind will bring you right back. so the guy jumps out of the window, swoops down and is instantly swooped back into the bar window. his friend decides to try it, jumps out of the window and quickly falls two stories to his death--"splat." another guy in the bar says, "you're a mean son-of-a-bitch when you are drunk superman."