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To: Tmoore who wrote (6102)	7/10/1998 3:14:00 PM
From: Mel Viticus	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey there stranger, why the long face?"....

To: Tmoore who wrote (6102)	7/11/1998 12:33:00 AM
From: JADA	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

What's the best thing about having sex with a pig? You can't reach it's face to kiss it!

To: Tmoore who wrote (6102)	7/11/1998 9:37:00 PM
From: long-gone	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Tmoore, did not know you were from Montana. Speaking of which, You heard of the guy from Montana who was allergic to wool? Went to his senior prom without a date. rh

To: Tmoore who wrote (6102)	7/12/1998 10:58:00 AM
From: John Lacelle	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Tmoore, Ack. Sheep jokes. Here is one that was told to me by a guy from Texas. Q. How can you tell that you are in Oklahoma and not in Texas anymore? A. When you pull over to the side of the road, the sheep back up to the fence. After I told this guy from Oklahoma that joke, he replied with: Q. Why is it always so windy in Oklahoma? A. Because Nebraska sucks! Lastly, after telling someone from Nebraska that joke, they replied with; Why do Nebraskans drive around with their University of Nebraska Diplomas in the back window of their cars? So they can park in the "Handicapped Stalls". I guess that Nebraskans have nobody but themselves to dump on... -John