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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Hunter Vann who wrote (7473)	10/23/1998 12:30:00 PM
From: btoll	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

so... a guy dies and goes to hell. The devil leads him down a long hall with three doors with tiny windows, telling him he has three choices. He peeks in the first door he comes to and sees a room full of people standing on their heads in broken glass. The second door reveals a room full of people standing on their heads in barbwire. The third door he comes to shows a room full of people knee deep in shit chatting and drinking coffee. Our guy decides that this room is the best choice to spend eternity in. The devil opens the door and lets him in. Settled in with the brown stuff oozing between his toes, our guy begins to sip his coffee... Suddenly a loud speaker comes on: COFFEE BREAK'S OVER! BACK ON YOUR HEADS!