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To: Scott Moody who wrote (9213)	4/6/1999 6:38:00 PM
From: Chip Anderson	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Senility Prayer: ------------------------- God, grant me the Senility To forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune To run into the ones I do, And the eyesight To know the difference. I can't remember if I think this makes sense or not... Chip coolhistory.com "Now updated nightly"

To: Scott Moody who wrote (9213)	4/6/1999 8:53:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Last week this guy had to go to the doctor. The receptionist, a "Babe" candidate if there ever was one (think Heather Locklear but more . . . ) said, "Would you like to tell me your problem? I'll need the information for the doctor." "Well," I said, "it's kind of embarrassing, really." I even shuffled my feet a little. "You see, I have a (gulp) very large and almost constant erection." Without blinking an eye, she replied, "Well, the doctor is very busy today, but let me see if I can squeeze you in."