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The Non-Political Joke Thread
An SI Board Since July 2004
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280<i>They're so predictable.</i> ....and we're peegs.arno-8/3/2004
279good idea:-)mph-8/3/2004
278What's the advantage of being married to a blond? You can park in handicappeLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
277LEARN W0MEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You&#Lazarus_Long-8/3/2004
276Q. Why do women have breasts? A. So men will talk to them.Lazarus_Long-8/3/2004
275<i>40. Do not question our sense of direction. </i> that's an emph-8/3/2004
274rules men wished woman knew ... 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. DonLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
273wildbill.nulldevice.netOeconomicus-8/3/2004
272What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What's the difference betmph-8/3/2004
271A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clJagfan-8/3/2004
270Real Men Test Note: Although this is test for men only and all "real men&qumph-8/3/2004
269An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pubJagfan-8/3/2004
268Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One looks at the other and says, “Hey, wanna gJagfan-8/3/2004
267Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outsidJagfan-8/3/2004
266A Day at the Zoo It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife arLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
265What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40Jagfan-8/3/2004
264Smart***! How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac? She'll Lazarus_Long-8/3/2004
263OKaaay, YOU started it! What's the difference between a woman having her peLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
262HEY! I already told that joke! Message 20357637 In the back woods of West VirgLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
261that one made me lol. IMO, it happened because they're <i>men</i&gmph-8/3/2004
260A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at Jagfan-8/3/2004
259Whew! I thought you were going to nail me for telling a p.......l joke since twManyMoose-8/3/2004
258OH, I don't know, it proved that the Advertiser was the best mathematician sManyMoose-8/3/2004
257LAWYERS' STATE OF MIND Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island foLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
256I could be wrong. Boston has many rats.ManyMoose-8/3/2004
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