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5050What do Jewish rioters use to start fires? [graphic] Mazel tov cocktails. — Tomato-7/24/2021
5049My girlfriend gave me a hand job the other day and used Vaseline. I came threeTomato-7/23/2021
5048Have you heard? Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Scott, and Justine Musk are starting thTomato-7/22/2021
5047[graphic] courtesy pocotrader Message 33406224 [graphic] courtesy Message 334Cogito Ergo Sum27/22/2021
5046How does the uterus take its eggs? [graphic] Ovaries-y. — -Knock knock -Who&Tomato-7/21/2021
5045What was the name of that thing that really attracted Egyptian women? Pharaoh Tomato-7/21/2021
5044What's the difference between jam and marmalade? [graphic] You can't mTomato-7/20/2021
5043A new strain of the covid virus is attacking penises and causing them to be hardTomato-7/20/2021
5042What did the pimp say when he found out that one of the girls in his prostitute Tomato-7/19/2021
5041Did you hear the new hit song about a reddish-brown horse at Pimlico that sat oTomato-7/18/2021
5040My wife said to me “If I ever get [graphic] Alzheimers I would commit suicide Tomato-7/17/2021
5039Why did the three blondes sick with the new strain of covid show up at sororitTomato-7/16/2021
5038I just joined a support group for compulsive masturbators. [graphic] We are trTomato-7/16/2021
5037A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families. [grTomato-7/15/2021
5036Guy and a Girl on a first date. [graphic] Guy: "So, what kind of movies dTomato-7/14/2021
5035How did M.C. Escher die? [graphic] He tripped and fell up the stairs. — [graTomato-7/13/2021
5034What does Mr. Ed say during sex? "Aww, Wilbur!” — Why did the chronic maTomato-7/13/2021
5033An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you Tomato-7/12/2021
5032[graphic]Tomato-7/12/2021
5031Two blondes were talking. The first said, "It’s a shame nothing is built iTomato-7/10/2021
5030Did you hear about the polygamist cat? [graphic] He had nine wives. — DoctorTomato-7/10/2021
5029Did you hear about the aphrodisiac made from fermented soybeans? [graphic] ItTomato-7/9/2021
5028What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice? [graphic] A glutenTomato-7/9/2021
5027This is ridiculous. It's July 8th and people are still setting off fireworksTomato-7/8/2021
5026Caitlyn Jenner claims that Bruce fondled her for decades. — I bought a tie foTomato-7/7/2021
5025I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. [graphic] We were having sex and she Tomato-7/6/2021
5024On the one hand, fireworks are a lot of fun On the other hand, I have two fingeTomato-7/4/2021
5023My urologist does scrotal lifts for older men. He decided to go for the low hanTomato17/4/2021
5022Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. [graphic] “Get out of here!” shTomato-7/4/2021
5021What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but nTomato-7/3/2021
5020My wife just left me due to my narcolepsy but I'm not going to lose any sleTomato-7/3/2021
5019Wife screams at husband “I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes fTomato-7/1/2021
5018Why are there pyramids in Egypt? [graphic] They were too heavy to steal and puTomato16/30/2021
5017It's been so hot here lately: - Birds are using potholders to pull worms ouTomato-6/29/2021
5016They’re starting a new religion that worships testicles. I'd say that'Tomato-6/27/2021
5015The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for Tomato-6/25/2021
5014McAfee is not dead. [graphic] He is still running in the background.Tomato16/24/2021
5013[graphic]TimF26/24/2021
5012She was just a moonshiner's daughter........................................Tomato16/22/2021
5011Why did Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideasTomato-6/20/2021
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