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5770A husband and wife are eating breakfast. The wife says, "I had a dream lasTomato-10/12/2023
5769SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — California Gov. Gavin Newsom rejected a bill on SundayTomato-10/10/2023
5768My family was talking a few weeks ago, and somehow I brought up the fact that evTomato-10/10/2023
5767Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad. He watches as his father moTomato-10/9/2023
5766You might be a redneck if: - You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. - Tomato110/7/2023
5765What do you call it when Victoria's Secret merges with Smith & Wesson ? Tomato-10/5/2023
5764You might be a redneck if: - Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos&quTomato-10/4/2023
5763What's the sexiest train route in France? It’s a tie between Nice-Brest andTomato-10/3/2023
5762An old British gentleman returns home lane in the evening. His butler meets himTomato110/3/2023
5761A billionaire hires a painter of murals to come to his mansion… …when he gets tTomato-10/2/2023
5760Insect jokes: What did the firefly say to her best friend ? You glow girl SpidTomato-10/2/2023
5759[graphic]Tomato-10/1/2023
5758A father and his ten year old son were in the grocery store and the son was throTomato-10/1/2023
5757A woman goes to her doctor and says " I have psittacosis of the vagina &quoTomato-9/30/2023
5756These should be in a dictionary ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at bothTomato-9/29/2023
5755You might be a redneck if: 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use theTomato29/27/2023
5754Every morning when I walk to work, I get hit bythe same bike. It's a viciouTomato-9/25/2023
5753Why does Batman show the bottom part ofhis face? To make sure the cops know heTomato-9/24/2023
5752Did you hear aboutthe first female referee in the NFL? She threw a flag for somTomato-9/21/2023
5751Me: "I'm sure glad the doctor said I couldmasturbate as much as I want.Tomato-9/20/2023
5750Why did the Mormon cross the road ? To get to the other bride.Tomato-9/19/2023
5749A Missionarywent to Alaska to convert Eskimos. He mushed his way north and cameTomato-9/18/2023
5748So old Jed is screwing his goat when a neighbor witnesses this unspeakable act oTomato19/17/2023
5747What the hot bride said to her stockbroker husband the day after they were marriTomato-9/13/2023
5746I worship paper bags. I'm sack-religious. — Just attended a wedding betweTomato-9/9/2023
5745Jesus paid Saint Peter a visit at the pearly gates “How’s it going, Pete?” askeTomato-9/8/2023
5744I named my printer Bob Marley. It's always jammin’. — An obese man is staTomato-9/4/2023
5743Why is pirating so addictive? Once ye lose yer hand, ye get hooked. How do piraTomato19/3/2023
5742Did you look into the sky last night? You may have seen something that you canTomato-8/31/2023
5741Mexican quarterback: El Passo Mexican old man: Senor Citizen Top Mexican hits:Tomato-8/28/2023
5740How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he haTomato-8/27/2023
5739I hope the first thing Bob Barker heard after he died wasn’t "Come on DTomato-8/26/2023
5738RIP Bob Barker, host of The Price is Right, dead at 99. You gotta give him credTomato-8/26/2023
5737Today I asked my phone "Siri why am I still single?" And it activateTomato-8/24/2023
5736What do Vivek Ramaswamy and Vladimir Putin have in common? They both seemed toTomato-8/24/2023
5735The Queen loved her Corgis as if they were her children. That's why she diTomato-8/24/2023
5734They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Turns out the parentTomato-8/23/2023
5733Russian prime minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to aboliTomato28/23/2023
5732Which celebrity is always looking for ice cream? Reese, with her spoon. — WhTomato-8/23/2023
5731- Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus? ................She went to woo HaTomato-8/22/2023
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