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5928"I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed. It turns out I'Tomato17/9/2024
5927I told my suitcases there would be no vacation this year. Now I have to deal wTomato-7/9/2024
5926 Apology written in dots and dashes:Apology written in dots and dashes: Re-morsTomato-7/8/2024
5925A woman was very afraid about the size of her opening Both her and her partner Tomato-7/7/2024
5924A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute... He says “how much for a hand jTomato-7/2/2024
5923At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attackedTomato-7/2/2024
5922When I was much younger, I had a massive sex drive. My girlfriend lived 450 miTomato-7/1/2024
5921Lorena Bobbit dead in car accident. Some dick cut her off. — A bear walks inTomato-6/30/2024
5920An Alabaman man and his wife are in a car accident. The wife dies at the scene aTomato-6/25/2024
5919Taylor Swift wrote over 500 songs about breakups and 0 songs about blowjobs. Tomato16/21/2024
5918Why did the gynecologist become a gardener? Because he had a knack for examininTomato-6/15/2024
5917Just bought a flatscreen for my grandson. He tells me he is now a proud member Tomato16/14/2024
5916Did you hear about the transgender vegan? He was a herbefore.Tomato-6/10/2024
5915My wife was chirping at me for 17 hours yesterday. I blame it on her Cicadian rTomato-6/8/2024
5914She: “Undress me with your words” He: “There is a spider in your bra.” — The Tomato-6/6/2024
5913Why should you be nice to Medusa's queer friends? Because her gays can tuTomato-6/5/2024
5912What do you call a person who is turned on by a catheter? Foley erect.Tomato-6/4/2024
5911What's worse than running with scissors? Scissoring with the runs.Tomato-6/1/2024
5910 Chicken Sandwiches A little boy and a little girl attended theSkeezicks-5/31/2024
5909I feel terrible. If I'd known the difference between "antidote" Tomato15/29/2024
5908I had that Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation procedure recently. My mental heTomato-5/24/2024
5907The Wire was the first show where a character stated their pronouns. Clay'sTomato-5/21/2024
5906What is the name of the Mossad agent who killed the president of Iran? Eli CoTomato15/20/2024
5905If Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich, they both might be alivTomato-5/20/2024
5904A shepherd and his girlfriend are engaged in pillow talk after their first time.Tomato-5/19/2024
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