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6135What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella. — What are FTomato-January 24
6134Roses are red, Daisies are free I’ll never forget you, It burns when I pee —Tomato-January 24
6133Did you hear about the Italian bodybuilder who choked on his protein powder? HeTomato-January 24
6132Hundreds of years ago, vulgarity was commonplace. People were often drunk beforTomato-January 23
6131 Alternate meanings for common words Abdicate - To give up all hope of ever haTomato2January 23
6130The other day I asked Grandma if she'd ever heard of a selfie stick. She saTomato-January 22
6129I found a book on erotic punctuation! It's called the comma sutra. — I caTomato-January 21
6128What’s the most popular magazine in the termite community? Architectural DigestTomato-January 20
6127What’s the difference between Cirque du Soleil and a strip show? One is a showTomato-January 20
6126Will Shortz on NPR: The winner: What is the difference between a priest and hiTomato-January 19
6125I like TikTok how I like my coffee. Dark. — Would you call the first sperm toTomato-January 19
6124My wife asked me to help her move some furniture and it took me twenty minutes tTomato-January 18
6123Top 10 Country Western Songs: 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. ITomato1January 18
6122A little known fact about the Mongol empire is that it accepted, and even promotTomato-January 17
6121Mrs. Wong had a secret affair and got pregnant. When the baby was born, it lookeTomato-January 17
6120What gets longer if pulled, fits snuggly between breasts, slides neatly into aTomato-January 16
6119Just met my new neighbors, John and Jane Doe and their lovely children: Play, Tomato-January 15
6118A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up besTomato-January 15
6117Why did the intellectually challenged fan put semen on the Detroit Lions' bTomato-January 14
6116Final score of Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game: Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn’t. — WhTomato-January 14
6115Mr and Mrs Potato Head got incredibly wealthy from the sale of their toys that Tomato1January 13
6114The Best of Carnac the Magnificent ANSWER: The Nestea Plunge. QUESTION: What dTomato-January 12
6113What do you call bankers' scrotums when they're all shriveled up in winTomato-January 10
6112Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "SorrTomato-January 10
6111I was struggling to get my wife's attention. So I just sat down and looked Tomato1January 10
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