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6183I was gonna buy my wife a Rolex for her birthday Then I remembered there's Tomato-February 20
6182I I got caught cheating in a Vietnamese sandwich eating competition. I think thTomato-February 19
6181A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a hugeTomato-February 18
6180I can't get to sleep at night because when I try to count sheep I stop breatTomato-February 18
6179I'm pretty sure my local Chinese restaurant killed Big Bird, and are usingTomato-February 18
6178Why don’t Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber. — I asked thTomato1February 17
6177Charles de Gaulle and his wife Madame de Gaulle were at a dinner party and someTomato-February 17
6176What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, MooseheaTomato-February 16
6175Pick-Up Lines I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. Nice leTomato-February 16
6174Co-worker nicknames: Kitkat.........always taking a break Butter knife....... Tomato-February 15
6173Doctor: “Let’s start with there good news: Your son will always find an availabTomato-February 15
6172I stole an infant from a stripper. It was like taking baby from a Candy. — WTomato-February 14
6171From Prairie Home Companion: A man was visiting a farm and watching the farmer Tomato-February 13
6170What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomTomato-February 13
6169A man every time he smokes, he always smokes 2 cigarettes at the same time And Tomato-February 13
6168Bob Hope's wife said to him, "Bob, we talked to the President, and you Tomato-February 12
6167I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn&Tomato-February 11
6166What do you call an obnoxious financial advisor? A fidouchiary. — My colleaguTomato-February 11
6165"Therefore," said the minister, "if anyone knows why these two maTomato-February 11
6164Did you hear about the man who supplied drugs to seabirds? He left no tern unstTomato-February 10
6163What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank ? After you Tomato-February 10
6162Why did the psychotherapy patient like to run so much? Because he had ten issueTomato-February 9
6161I invited my boss and her husband over for dinner and while we were eating she aTomato-February 9
6160I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've hadTomato-February 8
6159What do the Super Bowl and a doctor's office have in common? Aaron RodgerTomato-February 8
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