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5250"Our Favorite Jokes" - February 1, 2003 February 1, 2003 Jokes perforTomato-3/2/2022
5249My wife suggested we watch some porn to spice things up. I put on “Crazy Anal ChTomato13/1/2022
5248Arbitrator: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. — Pharmacist: PTomato13/1/2022
5247bulwer-lytton.comTomato-2/28/2022
5246A Czechoslovakian and a Croatian went out into the woods for a hike and to enjoTomato-2/21/2022
5245Famous Indian chief Shortcake just died. So squaw bury Shortcake.Tomato-2/20/2022
5244An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of exTomato-2/19/2022
5243twitter.com — Man: "Doc, I have this problem." Doc: "Tell meTomato-2/18/2022
5242I saw an old man sitting on a park bench, crying [graphic] He looked and soundTomato-2/17/2022
5241I am so unlucky in love that I once asked out a blind woman and she said she wTomato-2/15/2022
5240A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. [graphic] The Tomato-2/15/2022
5239The preacher checked in and told the motel clerk he expected the pornography chaRon-2/12/2022
5238A guy is talking to his friend, Dave. [graphic] Guy: You still working as a pTomato12/12/2022
5237Valentine's Day is on Monday Funerals usually take place on Saturdays and Tomato-2/12/2022
5236Why a man would want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why he would want to be marTomato12/8/2022
5235My friend has two tickets for the 2022 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,50Tomato22/7/2022
5234The New York Times just contracted me to row a boat for a upcoming story. [grapTomato-2/5/2022
5233[graphic] reddit.comTimF12/5/2022
5232That is funny! :)Sun Tzu12/3/2022
5231Why did the former leader of Cuba only sleep with Muslim women? [graphic] He lTomato12/3/2022
5230[graphic] reddit.comTimF22/3/2022
5229Tom Brady plans to remain in Florida after his retirement. [graphic] He likes Tomato12/2/2022
5228“In yesterday’s paper the horoscopes for Capricorn and Leo were inadvertently trTomato-2/1/2022
5227A man went to the Doctor and asked him to check his leg "Something's wTomato22/1/2022
5226A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him aTomato-2/1/2022
5225A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her laTomato21/28/2022
5224I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, &qTomato11/28/2022
5223My girlfriend said my dick reminded her of a star. I asked, "Because it'Tomato11/27/2022
5222Health Nerd @GidMK Epidemiologist. Writer (Guardian, Observer etc). "WellTomato31/24/2022
5221Texas is the Lone Star state. [graphic] Of course, that’s out of a possible 5 Tomato11/24/2022
5220What has 50 teeth and hides a monster? [graphic] My zipper. — Why was Louie Tomato-1/22/2022
5219They say Prince Andrew can get off on a legal technicality [graphic] Is there Tomato-1/21/2022
5218Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her Tourettes. [graphic] Turns oTomato11/18/2022
5217I know a girl who was born with her breasts on her back. She's not much toTomato-1/14/2022
5216In France they still eat horse meat. One restaurant in Paris specializes in meaTomato-1/13/2022
5215A homicide detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey look at thoseTomato-1/13/2022
5214[graphic] reddit.comTimF11/11/2022
5213After spending many, many hours on Youtube I have determined that people who oTomato-1/10/2022
5212Johnny Carson joke: Johnny: Boy, it's really cold outside. Audience: HOW COTomato-1/7/2022
5211Novak Djokovic was refused entry to Australia to play in the Australia Open becTomato-1/5/2022
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