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5735The Queen loved her Corgis as if they were her children. That's why she diTomato-8/24/2023
5734They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Turns out the parentTomato-8/23/2023
5733Russian prime minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to aboliTomato28/23/2023
5732Which celebrity is always looking for ice cream? Reese, with her spoon. — WhTomato-8/23/2023
5731- Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus? ................She went to woo HaTomato-8/22/2023
5730The only thing worse than a head-on collision is a head-off collision. — CEOTomato-8/21/2023
5729Did you hear about the man who had muscle pain when writing equations. He had fTomato-8/20/2023
5728Why do termites eat people’s homes? Because they have Munchausen Syndrome. — Tomato-8/19/2023
5727What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt! -- How Tomato-8/19/2023
5726I'm considering becoming a proctologist. Any rectummendations. — Trump iTomato-8/17/2023
5725I was excited when my girlfriend told me I have a mean dick Until I realized shTomato-8/16/2023
5724I once asked this woman how she felt about condoms. She said, "It all depTomato-8/15/2023
5723What do you call a dyslexic alcoholic who doesn't admit he has an addiction?Tomato-8/13/2023
5722When he told me he was like Jesus in the sheets, I thought he was going to bringTomato-8/12/2023
5721Hitler may have been the brains behind theNazi regime but Eva was the Braun. —Tomato-8/12/2023
5720Some may quibble that the "winner" did not actually expire as Darwin WTomato-8/10/2023
5719A man in his 50's visits the doctor. "I just can't take it anymoreTomato-8/9/2023
5718Saw this homeless guy, so I gave him $5. Then I saw this homeless woman, so I Tomato-8/8/2023
5717Back in college, Bill and Jim were lab partners in a biology class. The expeTomato-8/6/2023
5716If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church? — Why didTomato-8/6/2023
5715John goes to the Postal Ministry to face for an interview for a job in the PostaTomato18/5/2023
5714Want some more oats, Trigger ? Trigger: "No thanks, I'm stuffed.” — Tomato-8/5/2023
5713Two US sailors, Jinchao Wei and Wenheng Zhao were arrested for espionage. They Tomato-8/3/2023
5712What do John Wilkes Booth and Pee-Wee Herman have in common? They both shot somTomato-8/1/2023
5711What do you call an LGBTQ+ trip from Moscow to Vladivostok? The Trans-Siberian Tomato-7/30/2023
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