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5828Doctor: "Your wife is in the hospital." Man: "How is she ?” DocTomato-1/12/2024
5827A young man went to the new MegaMall looking for a job. The manager asked "Tomato-1/11/2024
5826Breaking News Boeing just aquired DoorDash. -- Little Johnny: ( spits out fooTomato11/10/2024
5825Why are South Koreans so good at video games? They have good Hyundai coordinatiTomato-1/9/2024
5824Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs because... They’re Inca hoots.Tomato-1/8/2024
5823A groom gets drunk at his wedding reception and wakes up with a hangover. He sayTomato11/6/2024
5822Two crows flew over a corn field and spot a human like thing in the middle. CrTomato-1/4/2024
5821What's a dentist's favorite video game? Plaqueman. — Deer ( to dentiTomato-1/2/2024
5820If size doesn't matter, why aren't there any 3 inch dildos? — I don&#Tomato-1/1/2024
5819Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dollars on who could make their wiveTomato-12/30/2023
5818I play on a senior hockey team. The other night I got a geriatric - i.e. I scoTomato-12/26/2023
5817What is worse than two girls running with the scissors? Two girls scissoring wiTomato-12/24/2023
5816Blessed are the LGBTQIA, for they shall soon inherit the alphabet.Tomato-12/24/2023
5815What did Santa give his reindeer with indigestion? Elk-a-seltzer — Who is tTomato-12/22/2023
5814Last minute gift idea for men: amazon.comTomato-12/19/2023
5813"Mommy, why does that elephant have TWO trunks?" a child at the zoo aTomato-12/18/2023
5812youtube.comTomato-12/11/2023
5811What do women say when they see a really big dick? Yeah, I figured none of you Tomato-12/10/2023
5810The seven deadly sins were catching up at a dinner party... Envy and Pride wereTomato-12/10/2023
5809A man buys a new sports car. He takes his wife out for a drive in the countrysiTomato-12/7/2023
5808Who is Vivek Ramaswamy’s favorite basketball player? Steph Curry. — Which chiTomato-12/5/2023
5807I came up behind my wife, cupped her breasts and said, “Guess who ?” She said,Tomato-12/3/2023
5806What is Santa's favorite type of music ? Wrap — How does Santa measure hTomato-12/2/2023
5805I walked into a Vietnamese restaurant To be annoying, I purposely mispronouncedTomato-11/30/2023
5804A cannibal complains to his friend that he has heartburn. Cannibal 1 continues:Tomato-11/29/2023
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