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6611Sperm bank for high IQ clients: Creme de la creme. — A golfer asked Sami DaviTomato-November 17
6610I told my wife she needed to start embracing her mistakes. So she gave me a hugTomato-November 16
6609Did China's Great Wall work? Of course it did: Two thousand years and theTomato-November 16
6608Spell Checker Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly Tomato-November 16
6607If two meth addicts are going out, Does that count as speed dating? — CheetosTomato-November 15
6606I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke: What do you do iTomato-November 14
6605I walked in on Snow White having sex. She wasn't fucking happy. — Apple Tomato-November 14
6604Ladies, no guy has ever said, "I'd screw her if only her eyelashes werTomato-November 12
6603 A fortune teller started laughing seconds after looking into her crystal ball.Tomato-November 12
6602Why did the blonde throw The Canterbury Tales out the window? She wanted to seeTomato-November 10
6601What do you call a detective who solves cases accidentally? Sheer Luck Holmes. Tomato-November 9
6600Lesser-Known Knights of the Round Table 1. The knight who was afraid to fight:Tomato-November 9
6599 I went to a dog show the other day A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack RuTomato-November 8
6598You can't run through camp sites. You can only ran. ( it's past tents ) Tomato-November 7
6597Why didn't Evangelical Wordle take off? [graphic] JESUS is always the answeTomato-November 6
6596A gay guy goes into a bar…. Gay guy: I'll have a Scotch, please. BartendeTomato-November 6
6595It's great that Turkey is giving armored vehicles to Ukraine. Everyone loTomato-November 5
6594A girl walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a double entendreTomato-November 5
6593The Computer Swallowed Grandma The computer swallowed Grandma, Yes, honestly iTomato-November 4
6592Which city has the worst body odor ? Pittsburgh. — My wife suggested we watcTomato-November 4
6591Scientists were on the verge of a breakthrough on gene splicing They crossed tTomato-November 3
6590An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture ofTomato-November 2
6589I have gifted children and I want to know, how long it is before I can re-gift Tomato-November 1
6588Arbitrator: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. — Pharmacist: PTomato1October 31
6587Famous Indian chief Shortcake just died. So squaw bury Shortcake.Tomato-October 30
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