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6628What do you call an election ballot in Mexico ? Picka-de-guya. — A woman is Tomato-November 25
6627Two Amish women, Mrs. Miller and Mrs. Yoder are in the garden digging potatoes. Tomato-November 25
6626 So there's this football team that needs to take a plane for their next gamTomato-November 24
6625A man’s wife fell off a fishing boat off the coast of Maine and was devoured byTomato-November 24
6624All I'm saying is at any point on that ride through the desert he could haveTomato-November 23
6623In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In Maine, it's a misdemeanor. — DifferencTomato-November 23
6622My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now heTomato-November 22
6621“The infield fly rule is used when a player on the field has their zipper down aTomato-November 22
6620Thanksgiving jokes: Pick-up line: If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your rTomato-November 21
6619Pick-up line: If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is ChristmaTomato-November 21
6618Just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo. I've been E-gipped. — My wife cTomato-November 21
6617Why is morning difficult in Athens ? Because dawn is tough on Greece. — AfteTomato-November 20
6616Why do mice have small balls? Very few of them know how to dance. — I just haTomato-November 19
6615A mute incontinent: goes without saying. — Did you hear about the guy who flewTomato-November 19
6614When Epstein was in prison, inmates asked him, “What are you in for?” EpsteiTomato-November 18
6613Things to think about: *What if your dog only brings back the ball because he Tomato-November 18
6612Best of the Worst Country/Western Song Titles Do You Love As Good As You Look? Tomato1November 17
6611Sperm bank for high IQ clients: Creme de la creme. — A golfer asked Sami DaviTomato-November 17
6610I told my wife she needed to start embracing her mistakes. So she gave me a hugTomato-November 16
6609Did China's Great Wall work? Of course it did: Two thousand years and theTomato-November 16
6608Spell Checker Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly Tomato-November 16
6607If two meth addicts are going out, Does that count as speed dating? — CheetosTomato-November 15
6606I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke: What do you do iTomato-November 14
6605I walked in on Snow White having sex. She wasn't fucking happy. — Apple Tomato-November 14
6604Ladies, no guy has ever said, "I'd screw her if only her eyelashes werTomato-November 12
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