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783	WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I	Barney	-	10/19/1998
782	> (Washington, D.C.) What's the difference between President Kennedy a	Racman	-	10/17/1998
781	(Washington, D.C.) White House guards sounded the alarm early this morning whe	Barney	-	10/16/1998
780	A zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla,	btoll	-	10/16/1998
779	A low blow... Hillary and Chelsea are sitting around the table having a mother	treetopflier	-	10/15/1998
778	RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT The party of the first part (herein referred to as &quo	The Rabbit	-	10/15/1998
777	Let Hillary decide... Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by	treetopflier	-	10/15/1998
776	TTF, You only gave the first half of the story, the remainder follows your goo	Ian@SI	-	10/15/1998
775	Your Mother A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few thi	treetopflier	-	10/15/1998
774	ACTUAL PACKAGING INSTRUCTIONS [Candidates for a could-be-created,The Duh Awar	treetopflier	-	10/15/1998
773	A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers do	Capt	-	10/14/1998
772	A blonde went to the doctor with a list of complaints. She touched her right	Capt	-	10/14/1998
771	THE HI-TECH GUY A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing number	treetopflier	-	10/14/1998
770	*** Do you take this woman? 'No' says Sicilian groom MESSINA, Sicily (	Yuri Aminov	-	10/14/1998
769	A man was walking across the road when he met the accident. The impact was on h	Barney	-	10/14/1998
768	A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a	Capt	-	10/13/1998
767	I used to work in a pet store. We sold a product called brown water tonic which	SIer formerly known as Joe B.	-	10/13/1998
766	A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests ha	Barney	-	10/13/1998
765	I thought this was as joke thread. That wasn't a joke, it was just a factua	The Philosopher	-	10/12/1998
764	Dear Doctor Science, Sometimes my computer flashes a message box that says &quo	Barney	-	10/12/1998
763	3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are a	Barney	-	10/11/1998
762	Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear from a Consultant 10. You're right; w	Barney	-	10/10/1998
761	BUMPER STICKERS Dyslexics have more fnu. Clones are people two. Entropy isn&	Barney	-	10/9/1998
760	Place and time: somewhere in the Soviet Union in the 1930s. The phone rings at	Barney	-	10/9/1998
759	A Jewish fellow and a Ukranian fellow were walking down the sidewalk opposite o	okey	-	10/9/1998

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