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Jokes - Best of

An SI Board Since September 1999

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29	A Dr Pepper salesman is given Africa for his new territory. He starts with the	alanballow	-	7/23/2001
28	WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I'm sorry	Pink Minion	-	7/14/2001
27	Two buddies, Jeff and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Jeff	Pink Minion	-	4/18/2001
26	A guy buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000. And has $400+ monthly	Pink Minion	-	4/17/2001
25	Message 14452677 A dedicated UPS (United Parcel Service) union worker was atten	Pink Minion	-	9/27/2000
24	Q. What did the Zen-Buddist say to the hot dog vendor? A. Make me one with ever	Pink Minion	-	8/16/2000
23	Q. What do engineers use for birth control? A. Their personality.	Pink Minion	-	6/5/2000
22	A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. &quo	Pink Minion	-	1/12/2000
21	A man offers a thousand dollar reward for the return of his wife's cat. Hi	Pink Minion	-	10/17/1999
20	Bumper sticker: IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU PICK YOUR NOSE, IT'S WHERE YOU W	Pink Minion	-	10/15/1999
19	dogdoo.com	Pink Minion	-	10/14/1999
18	A woman walked into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist if he sold size extra	Pink Minion	-	10/14/1999
17	Q- How many lawyers does it takes to shingle a roof? A- Depends on how thin yo	Pink Minion	-	10/8/1999
16	Q- What do you say to a blond with no arms and no legs? A- "Nice tits.&qu	Pink Minion	-	10/3/1999
15	Father O'Reilly is holding confession when Tommy comes in and says, "B	Pink Minion	-	10/3/1999
14	Q- Why did God make blondes with one more brain cell than horses? A- So they w	Pink Minion	-	10/3/1999
13	Couple of guys standing at the urinal. One finishes, and as he's zipping up	Pink Minion	-	10/1/1999
12	A young man is visiting his future wife's parent's house for dinner. Un	Pink Minion	-	10/1/1999
11	Q- Why aren't blonds in San Francisco allowed to wear mini-skirts? A- Beca	Pink Minion	-	10/1/1999
10	A good corporate list: Message 542271 Welcome to Hell Message 552225 CONFUCIO	Pink Minion	-	10/1/1999
9	Q- How do you get a nun pregnant? A- Dress her up as an altar boy.	Pink Minion	-	9/30/1999
8	One day at the local church, Father O'Riley wanted to go play golf but had	Pink Minion	-	9/29/1999
7	What=full That joke has always been a best of mine. V	Dr. Voodoo	-	9/29/1999
6	If you live up north and hate snow this is a must read: Message 425075 not bad	Pink Minion	-	9/29/1999
5	The Little Rascals were in school one day when their teacher decided to have a	Pink Minion	-	9/29/1999

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