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5003	What do you call it when you get avocado in your eye? [graphic] Guacoma. — I	Tomato	-	6/15/2021
5002	They have discovered a Jamaican Covid variant. [graphic] It can be treated wit	Tomato	-	6/14/2021
5001	Today I wore bell bottoms, platform heels, and a jean jacket. The weatherman	Tomato	-	6/14/2021
5000	A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of t	Tomato	-	6/13/2021
4999	What do you call a sad cup of coffee? [graphic] Depresso. — I tried writing	Tomato	-	6/12/2021
4998	My father was a conjoined twin. We called his brother my uncle on my father'	Tomato	-	6/11/2021
4997	Interesting, I also found out something new today.	MoranLee	-	6/11/2021
4996	twitter.com	Tomato	2	6/10/2021
4995	Hear about the tic-tac-toe beetle? It has an X-O skeleton. — Her: "I lo	Tomato	1	6/10/2021
4994	Would you want to wake u with this lot every morning? Polygamy is its own pun	High Grader	-	6/9/2021
4993	Sometimes I experience both amnesia and dejà vu at the same time, and I'	Tomato	-	6/9/2021
4992	Why did 1/5 get a massage? [graphic] Because he was 2/10. — My fishing bu	Tomato	-	6/8/2021
4991	[graphic]	Cogito Ergo Sum	2	6/8/2021
4990	[graphic]	TimF	2	6/7/2021
4989	How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp? [graphic] He’s the one wit	Tomato	-	6/4/2021
4988	President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to a	Tomato	3	6/3/2021
4987	I went to the Optician today and at the end she asked if I was married or in a r	TimF	-	6/2/2021
4986	What is an older person's favorite flavor of gum? [graphic] Retire Mint.	Tomato	-	6/2/2021
4985	Why was the little inkblot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen and th	Tomato	2	6/2/2021
4984	I went to a strip club at lunchtime yesterday, but it wasn’t open. The sign on	Tomato	1	5/31/2021
4983	The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else	Tomato	1	5/31/2021
4982	Why do so many recovering alcoholics dine at Japanese restaurants? [graphic] I	Tomato	-	5/30/2021
4981	Why are Egyptians so good at farting? Because they have great sphinxters. — T	Tomato	-	5/29/2021
4980	Two flies are sitting on a dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says,	Tomato	-	5/28/2021
4979	There was a fire at the Goodwill yesterday. [graphic] A person died of second-	Tomato	-	5/27/2021

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