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5010I asked the wild Australian dog how the party was. He said," I don't Tomato-6/19/2021
5009I went to a wedding dance once [graphic] When the DJ played "Twist",Tomato-6/18/2021
5008A monk was selling flowers on the Playboy mansion grounds and no one but Hef couTomato-6/18/2021
5007[graphic] Courtesy ggersh Message 33364498Cogito Ergo Sum-6/18/2021
5006Changed all my passwords to “Kenny." Now all I have are Kenny Loggins. — Tomato-6/17/2021
5005Our nanny is an anti-vaxxer. [graphic] Calls herself Mrs. Doubt Pfizer. — ATomato-6/16/2021
5004One of the side effects is very curly hair, must be the Afro Veneca variety.High Grader-6/15/2021
5003What do you call it when you get avocado in your eye? [graphic] Guacoma. — ITomato-6/15/2021
5002They have discovered a Jamaican Covid variant. [graphic] It can be treated witTomato-6/15/2021
5001Today I wore bell bottoms, platform heels, and a jean jacket. The weatherman Tomato-6/14/2021
5000A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of tTomato-6/13/2021
4999What do you call a sad cup of coffee? [graphic] Depresso. — I tried writing Tomato-6/12/2021
4998My father was a conjoined twin. We called his brother my uncle on my father'Tomato-6/11/2021
4997Interesting, I also found out something new today.MoranLee-6/11/2021
4996twitter.comTomato26/10/2021
4995Hear about the tic-tac-toe beetle? It has an X-O skeleton. — Her: "I loTomato16/10/2021
4994Would you want to wake u with this lot every morning? Polygamy is its own punHigh Grader-6/9/2021
4993Sometimes I experience both amnesia and dejà vu at the same time, and I'Tomato-6/9/2021
4992Why did 1/5 get a massage? [graphic] Because he was 2/10. — My fishing buTomato-6/8/2021
4991[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum26/8/2021
4990[graphic]TimF26/7/2021
4989How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp? [graphic] He’s the one witTomato-6/4/2021
4988President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to aTomato36/3/2021
4987I went to the Optician today and at the end she asked if I was married or in a rTimF-6/2/2021
4986What is an older person's favorite flavor of gum? [graphic] Retire Mint. Tomato-6/2/2021
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