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5010I asked the wild Australian dog how the party was. He said," I don't Tomato-6/19/2021
5009I went to a wedding dance once [graphic] When the DJ played "Twist",Tomato-6/18/2021
5008A monk was selling flowers on the Playboy mansion grounds and no one but Hef couTomato-6/18/2021
5007[graphic] Courtesy ggersh Message 33364498Cogito Ergo Sum-6/18/2021
5006Changed all my passwords to “Kenny." Now all I have are Kenny Loggins. — Tomato-6/17/2021
5005Our nanny is an anti-vaxxer. [graphic] Calls herself Mrs. Doubt Pfizer. — ATomato-6/16/2021
5004One of the side effects is very curly hair, must be the Afro Veneca variety.High Grader-6/15/2021
5003What do you call it when you get avocado in your eye? [graphic] Guacoma. — ITomato-6/15/2021
5002They have discovered a Jamaican Covid variant. [graphic] It can be treated witTomato-6/14/2021
5001Today I wore bell bottoms, platform heels, and a jean jacket. The weatherman Tomato-6/14/2021
5000A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of tTomato-6/13/2021
4999What do you call a sad cup of coffee? [graphic] Depresso. — I tried writing Tomato-6/12/2021
4998My father was a conjoined twin. We called his brother my uncle on my father'Tomato-6/11/2021
4997Interesting, I also found out something new today.MoranLee-6/11/2021
4996twitter.comTomato26/10/2021
4995Hear about the tic-tac-toe beetle? It has an X-O skeleton. — Her: "I loTomato16/10/2021
4994Would you want to wake u with this lot every morning? Polygamy is its own punHigh Grader-6/9/2021
4993Sometimes I experience both amnesia and dejà vu at the same time, and I'Tomato-6/9/2021
4992Why did 1/5 get a massage? [graphic] Because he was 2/10. — My fishing buTomato-6/8/2021
4991[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum26/8/2021
4990[graphic]TimF26/7/2021
4989How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp? [graphic] He’s the one witTomato-6/4/2021
4988President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to aTomato36/3/2021
4987I went to the Optician today and at the end she asked if I was married or in a rTimF-6/2/2021
4986What is an older person's favorite flavor of gum? [graphic] Retire Mint. Tomato-6/2/2021
4985Why was the little inkblot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen and thTomato26/2/2021
4984I went to a strip club at lunchtime yesterday, but it wasn’t open. The sign on Tomato15/31/2021
4983The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone elseTomato15/31/2021
4982Why do so many recovering alcoholics dine at Japanese restaurants? [graphic] ITomato-5/30/2021
4981Why are Egyptians so good at farting? Because they have great sphinxters. — TTomato-5/29/2021
4980Two flies are sitting on a dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says,Tomato-5/28/2021
4979There was a fire at the Goodwill yesterday. [graphic] A person died of second-Tomato-5/27/2021
4978Why are a gorilla's nostrils so big? [graphic] Just look at his fingers. Tomato-5/26/2021
4977Yo mamma's so fat, [graphic] they had to take her passport photo with GoogTomato-5/25/2021
4976What's the difference between a cult and a religion? [graphic]In a cult, thTomato25/24/2021
4975My wife said we should experiment more in the bedroom. So last night we synthesTomato-5/24/2021
4974What do you call a Xmas tree that knows Kung Fu? Spruce Lee. — What's theTomato-5/23/2021
4973And old classic: Much to his surprise they turn out to be Siamese twins, joinTomato15/21/2021
4972What do they serve at the medicore Chinese restaurant? [graphic] General So-SoTomato-5/21/2021
4971A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed and as the wifeTomato15/19/2021
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