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5785You should tip bakers often. They really knead it. — What do you call a bakeTomato-11/11/2023
5784A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up tTomato-11/9/2023
5783An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tTomato-11/7/2023
5782So Alec Baldwin told a morning show that he doesn't want any more children. Tomato-11/2/2023
5781There was a man whose name was David, his pride and joy was his beautiful and poTomato111/1/2023
5780A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he refleTomato110/29/2023
5779A couple had just had their first child, a boy. The father was Irish and IndianTomato-10/29/2023
5778Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it? I was in a Starbucks CofTomato-10/29/2023
5777A man approaches the window of a movie theater with a duck on his shoulder, andTomato-10/21/2023
5776What would you call a wreath made of 100 dollar bills? Aretha Franklins. — ThTomato-10/21/2023
5775Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little LTomato-10/19/2023
5774What do Taylor Swift’s boyfriend situation and her Covid shot schedule have in Tomato-10/18/2023
5773Susanne Sommers has gone to meet thy master. Stupid autocorrect.Tomato-10/18/2023
5772What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of hiTomato-10/17/2023
5771A 95 year old man and his 94 year old wife see a lawyer about a divorce. The laTomato-10/13/2023
5770A husband and wife are eating breakfast. The wife says, "I had a dream lasTomato-10/12/2023
5769SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — California Gov. Gavin Newsom rejected a bill on SundayTomato-10/11/2023
5768My family was talking a few weeks ago, and somehow I brought up the fact that evTomato-10/10/2023
5767Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad. He watches as his father moTomato-10/9/2023
5766You might be a redneck if: - You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. - Tomato110/7/2023
5765What do you call it when Victoria's Secret merges with Smith & Wesson ? Tomato-10/5/2023
5764You might be a redneck if: - Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos&quTomato-10/4/2023
5763What's the sexiest train route in France? It’s a tie between Nice-Brest andTomato-10/3/2023
5762An old British gentleman returns home lane in the evening. His butler meets himTomato110/3/2023
5761A billionaire hires a painter of murals to come to his mansion… …when he gets tTomato-10/2/2023
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