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5860What did Julius Caesar say after visiting a brothel? Veni, vidi, veni.Tomato-2/27/2024
5859One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her Tomato-2/27/2024
5858I was at a restaurant and ordered a chicken sandwich. I complained when the waiTomato-2/24/2024
5857Have you heard of the new Tantric sex position called 'The Plumber'? YoTomato-2/23/2024
5856It's true that alcohol can kill people but think about how many were born beTomato-2/21/2024
5855Old adult truths: 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive timTomato-2/19/2024
5854What do you call an Israeli search engine? NetanYahoo. — My friend told me, “Tomato-2/15/2024
5853My granny is a regular bingo player and was pretty worried about the results of Tomato-2/15/2024
5852Alaskapox ? Juneau what ?…………………… - Inuit would happen. - There's Nome waTomato-2/13/2024
5851> > > > For those of you who have never had the luxury of speaking wTomato-2/10/2024
5850Every Saturday I go to the park and observe a group of middle aged women sittiTomato-2/9/2024
5849Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and 0 songs about blowjobs. CTomato-2/9/2024
5848Roy was really fast at sex Roy was so fast at sex, that when the Olympics addedTomato-2/7/2024
5847What's a fish's favorite TV show? Name That Tuna — What do you call Tomato-2/6/2024
5846I saw a homeless guy on the street with a sign that said: “One day, this could Tomato-1/31/2024
5845A friend had a new baby. Her coworker asked, "What's her name?" Tomato-1/31/2024
5844My mother was surprised when I told her I was born again. She said she didnTomato-1/30/2024
5843A guy says to a blonde girl. I bet I can guess exactly when you were born just Tomato-1/28/2024
5842I'm not saying my wife has bad breath, but during blow jobs, my penis is thTomato-1/27/2024
5841Blonde to doctor: "Doctor, I'm worried. I swallowed an ice cube 3 daysTomato-1/26/2024
5840What do you call a person really into throats? A necromancer. — Me: "SquTomato11/25/2024
5839Hot young nurse:"Your pulse is a bit fast today" Me: "That'Tomato-1/24/2024
5838What do you call the operation where they remove your tonsils? A tonsillectomy. Tomato-1/23/2024
5837If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, would that would make Cheetah a fur coat? — ATomato-1/23/2024
5836Julius Caesar: "Brutus, that's a nice dagger.... .is it new ?" BrTomato-1/21/2024
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