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6186What’s the difference between my penis and my jokes? Nobody laughs at my jokes.Tomato-2/21/2025
6185I saw a woman earlier today who had no chin and all I could think about was how Tomato-2/21/2025
6184My wife and I ate at an Islamic Dim Sum restaurant. Everything was Allah carTomato-2/20/2025
6183I was gonna buy my wife a Rolex for her birthday Then I remembered there's Tomato-2/20/2025
6182I I got caught cheating in a Vietnamese sandwich eating competition. I think thTomato-2/19/2025
6181A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a hugeTomato-2/18/2025
6180I can't get to sleep at night because when I try to count sheep I stop breatTomato-2/18/2025
6179I'm pretty sure my local Chinese restaurant killed Big Bird, and are usingTomato-2/18/2025
6178Why don’t Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber. — I asked thTomato12/17/2025
6177Charles de Gaulle and his wife Madame de Gaulle were at a dinner party and someTomato-2/17/2025
6176What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, MooseheaTomato-2/16/2025
6175Pick-Up Lines I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. Nice leTomato-2/16/2025
6174Co-worker nicknames: Kitkat.........always taking a break Butter knife....... Tomato-2/15/2025
6173Doctor: “Let’s start with there good news: Your son will always find an availabTomato-2/15/2025
6172I stole an infant from a stripper. It was like taking baby from a Candy. — WTomato-2/14/2025
6171From Prairie Home Companion: A man was visiting a farm and watching the farmer Tomato-2/13/2025
6170What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomTomato-2/13/2025
6169A man every time he smokes, he always smokes 2 cigarettes at the same time And Tomato-2/13/2025
6168Bob Hope's wife said to him, "Bob, we talked to the President, and you Tomato-2/12/2025
6167I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn&Tomato-2/11/2025
6166What do you call an obnoxious financial advisor? A fidouchiary. — My colleaguTomato-2/11/2025
6165"Therefore," said the minister, "if anyone knows why these two maTomato-2/11/2025
6164Did you hear about the man who supplied drugs to seabirds? He left no tern unstTomato-2/10/2025
6163What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank ? After you Tomato-2/10/2025
6162Why did the psychotherapy patient like to run so much? Because he had ten issueTomato-2/9/2025
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