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6551Hear about the dyslexic ornithologist ? He was an avid word botcher. — Why dTomato-10/7/2025
6550 A girl trying on some shorts asked her boyfriend, ‘Does my bum look big in thisTomato-10/5/2025
6549Difference between a hemotologist and a urologist: a hemotologist pricks your Tomato-10/5/2025
6548Did you know that most of the Viking raiders were children? [graphic] Because iTomato-10/4/2025
654715% of women admit to having used vibrators. The other 85% said they bought thTomato-10/4/2025
6546What do you call an arrogant ball? [graphic] Egotestical. — Son: Dad, is therTomato-10/3/2025
6545 I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. [graphiTomato-10/2/2025
6544Jewish porn movie: "Debbie Does Bubkis” — It’s my wife’s birthday next weTomato-10/1/2025
6543Actual Monica Lewinsky quote on CNN discussing her weight loss: "I've Tomato-10/1/2025
6542The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2 am. [graphic] So I Tomato-10/1/2025
6541Mexican word of the day: wheelchair: Ees only 1 taco left, so wheel chair. — Tomato-9/30/2025
6540Most gun duels in the old west could have been prevented. [graphic] If only thTomato-9/29/2025
6539What is an alcoholics least favorite part of a baseball game? [graphic] The botTomato-9/29/2025
6538Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said: "Yeah they came out of the cTomato-9/28/2025
6537What do you call a large breasted robot? [graphic] R2 double-D 2 — My anxietTomato-9/27/2025
6536I have the worst parents ever. I asked them how they felt on abortion, and they Tomato-9/26/2025
6535There is a legend that RAF veteran Douglas Bader once was giving a talk to a schTomato-9/26/2025
6534A chunk of pumice and a sponge go into a bar. The pumice says, "Porous a dTomato-9/26/2025
6533Yo momma is so ugly... [graphic] Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t. — ITomato-9/25/2025
6532I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees. I Tomato19/25/2025
6531Did you read about the Mexican who had two penises? He named one Jose and the oTomato-9/24/2025
6530Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward’." Contestant: "CTomato-9/24/2025
6529They conducted an autopsy on the inmate who hung himself in his cell. Turns outTomato-9/23/2025
6528Why does Batman keep the lower half of his face exposed? [graphic] To let the Tomato-9/23/2025
6527I've been sleeping with a female veteran. I make sure I always thank her foTomato-9/22/2025
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