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5450A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spendingTomato-11/23/2022
5449Why is it that every time I call my urologist the receptionist answers the phoTomato211/22/2022
5448On her deathbed, Morton's wife had one last wish. "Dearest Morton, wheTomato-11/22/2022
5447Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss a Brie? I cheddar the world Tomato111/20/2022
5446THANKSGIVING JOKES: Thanksgiving, the only day you can get away with saying theTomato111/18/2022
5445Cold weather is here. I had to scrape ice and snow off my windshield this morTomato-11/18/2022
5444What do you say to an overripe banana when it phones you? "Mushi, mushi.&qTomato-11/17/2022
5443A genie grants three wishes to an old lady. She says, "I want to be young Tomato111/16/2022
5442Went to a support group for short term memory loss. The host said, "Good Tomato-11/12/2022
5441[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum-11/10/2022
5440[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum-11/10/2022
5439Why are you always welcome in the "Show me" state? Because Missouri Tomato-11/9/2022
5438My local Chinese restaurant has been hit with a $700 electricity bill. They saiTomato-11/8/2022
5437A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from Tomato-11/5/2022
5436[youtube video]Cogito Ergo Sum-11/4/2022
5435[youtube video]Cogito Ergo Sum-11/4/2022
5434A man flashes a woman at the grocery store She says " Oh my gosh ! Thank yTomato-10/29/2022
5433What is a large mammal that lives in swamps and shouts obscenities? The hippopTomato-10/28/2022
5432Judas: Hey Jesus, you coming to the last supper? Jesus: the what? Judas: the sTomato-10/27/2022
5431Yesterday, I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I am a veterinarian, so I dTomato110/26/2022
5430What's The Headless Horseman's Favorite Drink? Decappuccino. — The seTomato-10/26/2022
5429I asked my cousin out on a date. She said “If you incest!” We had a relativelyTomato-10/23/2022
5428A dentist goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Bugatti ChirTomato210/20/2022
5427As the patient recovers from laser eye surgery, the surgeon comes in asks if theTomato310/19/2022
5426I'm going as cocaine for Halloween. That way someone will do me in the bathTomato110/14/2022
5425— Nearly all of Ireland is at risk of rising sea levels. Except for Cork. —Tomato210/14/2022
5424Someone got 25 years in prison for saying Putin was an idiot 5 years for insultTomato110/13/2022
5423[youtube video] [youtube video]Cogito Ergo Sum-10/13/2022
5422The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreementTomato-10/12/2022
5421The Doctor tells me I can play with myself whenever I like My wife tells me thaTomato-10/10/2022
5420What did the man with the average size penis say while getting a blowjob? You sTomato-10/8/2022
5419[youtube video]Cogito Ergo Sum-10/6/2022
5418Why was the Jewish Jedi lonely? Because he had no Force Kin.Tomato-10/6/2022
5417They made a Hindenburg-scented perfume It's called Eau De Humanitie. — IfTomato-10/5/2022
5416Putin's inner circle is trying to hide the news that the war isn't goingTomato-10/4/2022
5415Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga … And 100% of Tomato-10/3/2022
5414[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum110/1/2022
5413What's the solution if you’re addicted to sea weed? Sea kelp. — They tolTomato-9/30/2022
5412Scene at the supermarket... Customer: Pardon me, but are these vegetables genetTomato-9/30/2022
5411[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum19/29/2022
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