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6439 In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In the USA, it's a felony. — My wife comTomato-8/2/2025
6438On my 50th birthday, my wife whispered, “So, are you finally ready to try someTomato-8/1/2025
6437Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? [graphic] She's having a baby in thTomato-7/31/2025
6436A detective story: [graphic] 11:45 - arrived at crime scene 11:45 - Examined Tomato-7/31/2025
6435A blonde is involved in a car crash. She says to the paramedic, "I think Tomato-7/31/2025
6434I went to see my psychiatrist this morning. He told me that I'm crazy! I tolBenny-Rubin-7/30/2025
6433Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain… due to inTomato-7/29/2025
6432Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in sTomato-7/29/2025
6431What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine ? Not everyone has Tomato-7/29/2025
6430When I die I want to reincarnate as a spider. [graphic] That way all the girls Tomato-7/28/2025
6429L.A. just bought 200 all-electric police cars. They plan to use them in Watts. Tomato-7/27/2025
6428I dated a female dentist once. She had the whitest teeth I ever came across. —Tomato-7/26/2025
6427 What do Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off dead beetlesTomato-7/26/2025
6426I went to Hawaii with my dad to get a taste of their traditional culture. They sTomato-7/26/2025
6425My wife is speeding and lying about it to me. [graphic] I can't find any tTomato-7/25/2025
6424Imagine how happy barn owls were when people finally started building barns. —Tomato-7/25/2025
6423Jewish Haiku On Passover we Opened the door for Elijah. Now our dog is gone. JTomato-7/25/2025
6422 Everyone was really excited at the Autopsy Club [graphic] It was open Mike nTomato-7/24/2025
6421Why did everyone have Covid-19 at the Justin Bieber concert? [graphic] BecauseTomato-7/23/2025
6420My trucker friend doesn't drive any more. He's semi-retired. — the pTomato-7/23/2025
6419Went to a haunted bed & breakfast in France. I had to leave. It was givingTomato17/22/2025
6418I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex" Tomato-7/21/2025
6417What did they sing at the wedding between the Roman Catholic and the Jew? [grapTomato-7/20/2025
6416Old Macdonald had Tourettes [graphic] E i e i cunt. — Did you know protons haTomato-7/20/2025
6415In Canada, they use “B.C.E.” instead of “B.C” [graphic] It stands for Before ChTomato-7/20/2025
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