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6553	You know you're getting old when - You WANT clothes for Christmas. - The o	Tomato	-	October 9
6552	A man and a woman were seated next to each other on a flight. They started eying	Tomato	-	October 8
6551	Hear about the dyslexic ornithologist ? He was an avid word botcher. — Why d	Tomato	-	October 8
6550	A girl trying on some shorts asked her boyfriend, ‘Does my bum look big in this	Tomato	-	October 5
6549	Difference between a hemotologist and a urologist: a hemotologist pricks your	Tomato	-	October 5
6548	Did you know that most of the Viking raiders were children? [graphic] Because i	Tomato	-	October 4
6547	15% of women admit to having used vibrators. The other 85% said they bought th	Tomato	-	October 4
6546	What do you call an arrogant ball? [graphic] Egotestical. — Son: Dad, is ther	Tomato	-	October 3
6545	I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. [graphi	Tomato	-	October 2
6544	Jewish porn movie: "Debbie Does Bubkis” — It’s my wife’s birthday next we	Tomato	-	October 2
6543	Actual Monica Lewinsky quote on CNN discussing her weight loss: "I've	Tomato	-	October 1
6542	The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2 am. [graphic] So I	Tomato	-	October 1
6541	Mexican word of the day: wheelchair: Ees only 1 taco left, so wheel chair. —	Tomato	-	September 30
6540	Most gun duels in the old west could have been prevented. [graphic] If only th	Tomato	-	September 29
6539	What is an alcoholics least favorite part of a baseball game? [graphic] The bot	Tomato	-	September 29
6538	Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said: "Yeah they came out of the c	Tomato	-	September 28
6537	What do you call a large breasted robot? [graphic] R2 double-D 2 — My anxiet	Tomato	-	September 27
6536	I have the worst parents ever. I asked them how they felt on abortion, and they	Tomato	-	September 26
6535	There is a legend that RAF veteran Douglas Bader once was giving a talk to a sch	Tomato	-	September 26
6534	A chunk of pumice and a sponge go into a bar. The pumice says, "Porous a d	Tomato	-	September 26
6533	Yo momma is so ugly... [graphic] Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t. — I	Tomato	-	September 25
6532	I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees. I	Tomato	1	September 25
6531	Did you read about the Mexican who had two penises? He named one Jose and the o	Tomato	-	September 24
6530	Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward’." Contestant: "C	Tomato	-	September 24
6529	They conducted an autopsy on the inmate who hung himself in his cell. Turns out	Tomato	-	September 23

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