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6428I dated a female dentist once. She had the whitest teeth I ever came across. —Tomato-July 26
6427 What do Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off dead beetlesTomato-July 26
6426I went to Hawaii with my dad to get a taste of their traditional culture. They sTomato-July 26
6425My wife is speeding and lying about it to me. [graphic] I can't find any tTomato-July 25
6424Imagine how happy barn owls were when people finally started building barns. —Tomato-July 25
6423Jewish Haiku On Passover we Opened the door for Elijah. Now our dog is gone. JTomato-July 25
6422 Everyone was really excited at the Autopsy Club [graphic] It was open Mike nTomato-July 24
6421Why did everyone have Covid-19 at the Justin Bieber concert? [graphic] BecauseTomato-July 23
6420My trucker friend doesn't drive any more. He's semi-retired. — the pTomato-July 23
6419Went to a haunted bed & breakfast in France. I had to leave. It was givingTomato1July 22
6418I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex" Tomato-July 21
6417What did they sing at the wedding between the Roman Catholic and the Jew? [grapTomato-July 20
6416Old Macdonald had Tourettes [graphic] E i e i cunt. — Did you know protons haTomato-July 20
6415In Canada, they use “B.C.E.” instead of “B.C” [graphic] It stands for Before ChTomato-July 20
6414"Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies?" [graphic] "I&Tomato-July 19
6413Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligeTomato-July 19
6412Did you hear about the blonde who tells everyone she is bipolar [graphic] becaTomato-July 18
6411“I met this hot girl on the beach on my Caribbean vacation.” “Jamaica?” “No, ITomato-July 17
6410Acrobat Reader displays a PDF file. A Trump Press conference displays a PEDO fiTomato-July 16
6409What type of medicine do X-rated movie lovers use? Neosporn. — What are stepfTomato-July 16
6408Apple is introducing robot dogs to Mexico. iChihuahua. — Can you believe marTomato-July 15
6407I like my women like I like my laptop - On my lap, turned on and virus free. Tomato1July 14
6406Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Because he was hung up on lacrosse. — ManyTomato-July 13
6405Did you hear about the Canadian strain of COVID? It's eh-symptomatic. — Tomato-July 12
6404Regrettably, the scientist who pioneered the concept of wind chill has passed aTomato-July 12
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