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6435A blonde is involved in a car crash. She says to the paramedic, "I think Tomato-July 31
6434I went to see my psychiatrist this morning. He told me that I'm crazy! I tolBenny-Rubin-July 30
6433Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain… due to inTomato-July 29
6432Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in sTomato-July 29
6431What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine ? Not everyone has Tomato-July 29
6430When I die I want to reincarnate as a spider. [graphic] That way all the girls Tomato-July 28
6429L.A. just bought 200 all-electric police cars. They plan to use them in Watts. Tomato-July 28
6428I dated a female dentist once. She had the whitest teeth I ever came across. —Tomato-July 26
6427 What do Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off dead beetlesTomato-July 26
6426I went to Hawaii with my dad to get a taste of their traditional culture. They sTomato-July 26
6425My wife is speeding and lying about it to me. [graphic] I can't find any tTomato-July 25
6424Imagine how happy barn owls were when people finally started building barns. —Tomato-July 25
6423Jewish Haiku On Passover we Opened the door for Elijah. Now our dog is gone. JTomato-July 25
6422 Everyone was really excited at the Autopsy Club [graphic] It was open Mike nTomato-July 24
6421Why did everyone have Covid-19 at the Justin Bieber concert? [graphic] BecauseTomato-July 23
6420My trucker friend doesn't drive any more. He's semi-retired. — the pTomato-July 23
6419Went to a haunted bed & breakfast in France. I had to leave. It was givingTomato1July 22
6418I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex" Tomato-July 21
6417What did they sing at the wedding between the Roman Catholic and the Jew? [grapTomato-July 20
6416Old Macdonald had Tourettes [graphic] E i e i cunt. — Did you know protons haTomato-July 20
6415In Canada, they use “B.C.E.” instead of “B.C” [graphic] It stands for Before ChTomato-July 20
6414"Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies?" [graphic] "I&Tomato-July 19
6413Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligeTomato-July 19
6412Did you hear about the blonde who tells everyone she is bipolar [graphic] becaTomato-July 18
6411“I met this hot girl on the beach on my Caribbean vacation.” “Jamaica?” “No, ITomato-July 17
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