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6558My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right. I wentTomato-October 12
6557When a woman says she is running 5 mins late, Think of 5 mins left in the 4th Tomato-October 12
6556I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. [graphic] I think I'veTomato-October 11
6555Why did Hitler go to an optometrist ? Because he could Nazi. — Why did the lTomato-October 11
6554Patient: May I use your bathroom ? Optometrist: "Number one, or number twTomato-October 10
6553You know you're getting old when - You WANT clothes for Christmas. - The oTomato-October 9
6552A man and a woman were seated next to each other on a flight. They started eyingTomato-October 8
6551Hear about the dyslexic ornithologist ? He was an avid word botcher. — Why dTomato-October 7
6550 A girl trying on some shorts asked her boyfriend, ‘Does my bum look big in thisTomato-October 5
6549Difference between a hemotologist and a urologist: a hemotologist pricks your Tomato-October 5
6548Did you know that most of the Viking raiders were children? [graphic] Because iTomato-October 4
654715% of women admit to having used vibrators. The other 85% said they bought thTomato-October 4
6546What do you call an arrogant ball? [graphic] Egotestical. — Son: Dad, is therTomato-October 3
6545 I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. [graphiTomato-October 2
6544Jewish porn movie: "Debbie Does Bubkis” — It’s my wife’s birthday next weTomato-October 1
6543Actual Monica Lewinsky quote on CNN discussing her weight loss: "I've Tomato-October 1
6542The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2 am. [graphic] So I Tomato-October 1
6541Mexican word of the day: wheelchair: Ees only 1 taco left, so wheel chair. — Tomato-September 30
6540Most gun duels in the old west could have been prevented. [graphic] If only thTomato-September 29
6539What is an alcoholics least favorite part of a baseball game? [graphic] The botTomato-September 29
6538Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said: "Yeah they came out of the cTomato-September 28
6537What do you call a large breasted robot? [graphic] R2 double-D 2 — My anxietTomato-September 27
6536I have the worst parents ever. I asked them how they felt on abortion, and they Tomato-September 26
6535There is a legend that RAF veteran Douglas Bader once was giving a talk to a schTomato-September 26
6534A chunk of pumice and a sponge go into a bar. The pumice says, "Porous a dTomato-September 26
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