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5850Every Saturday I go to the park and observe a group of middle aged women sittiTomato-2/9/2024
5849Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and 0 songs about blowjobs. CTomato-2/9/2024
5848Roy was really fast at sex Roy was so fast at sex, that when the Olympics addedTomato-2/7/2024
5847What's a fish's favorite TV show? Name That Tuna — What do you call Tomato-2/6/2024
5846I saw a homeless guy on the street with a sign that said: “One day, this could Tomato-1/31/2024
5845A friend had a new baby. Her coworker asked, "What's her name?" Tomato-1/31/2024
5844My mother was surprised when I told her I was born again. She said she didnTomato-1/30/2024
5843A guy says to a blonde girl. I bet I can guess exactly when you were born just Tomato-1/28/2024
5842I'm not saying my wife has bad breath, but during blow jobs, my penis is thTomato-1/27/2024
5841Blonde to doctor: "Doctor, I'm worried. I swallowed an ice cube 3 daysTomato-1/26/2024
5840What do you call a person really into throats? A necromancer. — Me: "SquTomato11/25/2024
5839Hot young nurse:"Your pulse is a bit fast today" Me: "That'Tomato-1/24/2024
5838What do you call the operation where they remove your tonsils? A tonsillectomy. Tomato-1/23/2024
5837If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, would that would make Cheetah a fur coat? — ATomato-1/23/2024
5836Julius Caesar: "Brutus, that's a nice dagger.... .is it new ?" BrTomato-1/21/2024
5835Why did Snow White get thrown out of Disneyland? They caught her sitting on PiTomato-1/20/2024
5834The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep yourgeoffrey Wren11/17/2024
5833Senior Cat in the Hat: I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screTomato-1/16/2024
5832Three women are sitting in a cafe, talking about their husbands. "My husbaTomato-1/15/2024
5831An AI impression of George Carlin in a comedy special.... [youtube video]Ron-1/14/2024
5830I told my wife that a psychic told me I’d die while having sex. She said, “A leTomato-1/14/2024
5829My wife said I should get in touch with my feminine side. So I put on her bra Tomato11/13/2024
5828Doctor: "Your wife is in the hospital." Man: "How is she ?” DocTomato-1/12/2024
5827A young man went to the new MegaMall looking for a job. The manager asked "Tomato-1/11/2024
5826Breaking News Boeing just aquired DoorDash. -- Little Johnny: ( spits out fooTomato11/10/2024
5825Why are South Koreans so good at video games? They have good Hyundai coordinatiTomato-1/9/2024
5824Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs because... They’re Inca hoots.Tomato-1/8/2024
5823A groom gets drunk at his wedding reception and wakes up with a hangover. He sayTomato11/6/2024
5822Two crows flew over a corn field and spot a human like thing in the middle. CrTomato-1/4/2024
5821What's a dentist's favorite video game? Plaqueman. — Deer ( to dentiTomato-1/2/2024
5820If size doesn't matter, why aren't there any 3 inch dildos? — I don&#Tomato-1/1/2024
5819Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dollars on who could make their wiveTomato-12/30/2023
5818I play on a senior hockey team. The other night I got a geriatric - i.e. I scoTomato-12/26/2023
5817What is worse than two girls running with the scissors? Two girls scissoring wiTomato-12/24/2023
5816Blessed are the LGBTQIA, for they shall soon inherit the alphabet.Tomato-12/24/2023
5815What did Santa give his reindeer with indigestion? Elk-a-seltzer — Who is tTomato-12/22/2023
5814Last minute gift idea for men: amazon.comTomato-12/19/2023
5813"Mommy, why does that elephant have TWO trunks?" a child at the zoo aTomato-12/18/2023
5812youtube.comTomato-12/11/2023
5811What do women say when they see a really big dick? Yeah, I figured none of you Tomato-12/10/2023
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