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6451When you're dead, you don't know you are dead - all the pain is felt by Tomato18/9/2025
6450What would two termites order at a restaurant? Table for 2 What’s a termite doTomato-8/8/2025
6449Dad, do trees poop? Of course they do son. How do you think we get #2 pencils? Tomato-8/8/2025
6448Why did astronomers name the planet “Saturn"? It had a nice ring to it. —Tomato-8/8/2025
6447Wealthiest people in Mexico: the Juan percent. — Slugs are obviously snails thTomato-8/7/2025
6446Did you hear about the feminine hygiene spray “SSY"? It takes the PU out oTomato-8/6/2025
6445Dogs are able to learn up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to 5 and perfoTomato-8/5/2025
6444What do you call a Sikh person standing on one leg? [graphic] Balan Singh. ---Tomato-8/5/2025
6443It's been 210 days without sex. I went jogging in flip-flops just to remembTomato-8/4/2025
6442Guys, don't install adblock. [graphic] I did, and now the hot singles in myTomato-8/4/2025
6441A young priest asks a wise older priest, "What's the difference betweenTomato-8/4/2025
6440 I called my urologist's office to make an ED appointment. The secretary saTomato-8/2/2025
6439 In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In the USA, it's a felony. — My wife comTomato-8/2/2025
6438On my 50th birthday, my wife whispered, “So, are you finally ready to try someTomato-8/1/2025
6437Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? [graphic] She's having a baby in thTomato-7/31/2025
6436A detective story: [graphic] 11:45 - arrived at crime scene 11:45 - Examined Tomato-7/31/2025
6435A blonde is involved in a car crash. She says to the paramedic, "I think Tomato-7/31/2025
6434I went to see my psychiatrist this morning. He told me that I'm crazy! I tolBenny-Rubin-7/30/2025
6433Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain… due to inTomato-7/29/2025
6432Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in sTomato-7/29/2025
6431What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine ? Not everyone has Tomato-7/29/2025
6430When I die I want to reincarnate as a spider. [graphic] That way all the girls Tomato-7/28/2025
6429L.A. just bought 200 all-electric police cars. They plan to use them in Watts. Tomato-7/27/2025
6428I dated a female dentist once. She had the whitest teeth I ever came across. —Tomato-7/26/2025
6427 What do Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off dead beetlesTomato-7/26/2025
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