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An SI Board Since July 2003

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Emcee: Tomato	Type: Moderated

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6453	Why does Danny Devito’s wife want to change her name just before passing away?	Tomato	-	August 10
6452	Something you'll never hear a nymphomaniac say: "Give me a fucking br	Tomato	-	August 9
6451	When you're dead, you don't know you are dead - all the pain is felt by	Tomato	1	August 9
6450	What would two termites order at a restaurant? Table for 2 What’s a termite do	Tomato	-	August 8
6449	Dad, do trees poop? Of course they do son. How do you think we get #2 pencils?	Tomato	-	August 8
6448	Why did astronomers name the planet “Saturn"? It had a nice ring to it. —	Tomato	-	August 8
6447	Wealthiest people in Mexico: the Juan percent. — Slugs are obviously snails th	Tomato	-	August 7
6446	Did you hear about the feminine hygiene spray “SSY"? It takes the PU out o	Tomato	-	August 6
6445	Dogs are able to learn up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to 5 and perfo	Tomato	-	August 5
6444	What do you call a Sikh person standing on one leg? [graphic] Balan Singh. ---	Tomato	-	August 5
6443	It's been 210 days without sex. I went jogging in flip-flops just to rememb	Tomato	-	August 4
6442	Guys, don't install adblock. [graphic] I did, and now the hot singles in my	Tomato	-	August 4
6441	A young priest asks a wise older priest, "What's the difference between	Tomato	-	August 4
6440	I called my urologist's office to make an ED appointment. The secretary sa	Tomato	-	August 2
6439	In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In the USA, it's a felony. — My wife com	Tomato	-	August 2
6438	On my 50th birthday, my wife whispered, “So, are you finally ready to try some	Tomato	-	August 1
6437	Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? [graphic] She's having a baby in th	Tomato	-	July 31
6436	A detective story: [graphic] 11:45 - arrived at crime scene 11:45 - Examined	Tomato	-	July 31
6435	A blonde is involved in a car crash. She says to the paramedic, "I think	Tomato	-	July 31
6434	I went to see my psychiatrist this morning. He told me that I'm crazy! I tol	Benny-Rubin	-	July 30
6433	Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain… due to in	Tomato	-	July 29
6432	Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in s	Tomato	-	July 29
6431	What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine ? Not everyone has	Tomato	-	July 29
6430	When I die I want to reincarnate as a spider. [graphic] That way all the girls	Tomato	-	July 28
6429	L.A. just bought 200 all-electric police cars. They plan to use them in Watts.	Tomato	-	July 28

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