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6478Jesus broke bread and said, “This is my flesh." Jesus poured wine and saidTomato-August 25
6477My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. [graphic] I had somTomato-August 24
6476What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax? [graphic] Mrs. Doubtpfizer. Tomato-August 24
6475Hear about the guy with ED who was aroused by tastes and smells. He finally camTomato-August 23
6474A man was riding on the bus and reading and article about life and death statistTomato-August 22
6473What do you call it when one Neanderthal man is attracted to another NeanderthalTomato-August 20
6472What did Paprika say when Coriander knocked on his door? [graphic] Cumin. — WTomato-August 20
6471What were Pee Wee Herman's favorite baseball teams? Expos and Yankees. —Tomato-August 20
6470Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’ [graphic] I say, ‘Oh mTomato-August 19
6469Why did the castle keep swearing ? It had turrets. — An elderly man walked inTomato-August 18
6468About 15 minutes ago, a UPS delivery woman came up to the door, saying that my dTomato-August 18
6467What's the difference between Little Miss Muffet and President Erdogan of TuTomato-August 17
6466It's hard navigating the waters between Russia and Alaska. You can't Tomato-August 17
6465Did you know? There's a cemetery in Moscow that's full of communist plTomato-August 16
6464 A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered thTomato-August 15
6463 I tried this new laxative with goose feathers in it. Now I'm feeling downTomato-August 15
6462James Bond once had a partner, 014. [graphic] But he was exposed for being a doTomato-August 14
6461My detective friend solves crimes while sitting on the toilet. He uses the prTomato-August 14
6460I went to high school with a kid named Allen Stains [graphic] The class wouldn’Tomato-August 13
6459My wife slept with a black guy from Thailand. [graphic] It was a black Thai afTomato-August 13
6458One day, a boy asked his Dad, “Dad, what’s the difference between a pussy and a Tomato-August 12
6457Did you hear about the racist chemist? [graphic] He joined the Potassium PotassTomato-August 12
6456After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry hasTomato-August 11
6455Mediocre member of organized crime: Mafiososo — Mediocre construction worker: Tomato-August 11
6454Why did the 1920's gangster get scurvy? He didn't take his vitamin, seeTomato-August 10
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