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6233I went to school with a very tall guy named Jimmy Glasscock. You could always sTomato-March 22
6232I'm old enough to remember when "cutting a rug" meant dancing, nTomato-March 21
6231Why doesn’t the guy who got arrested for secretly ejaculating into his boss’s coTomato-March 19
6230I called my favorite phone sex operator yesterday, but she was on vacation. HerTomato-March 19
6229I thought my wife might have Tourette’s so I took her to the doctor. She was fTomato-March 19
6228What do police hot lines and glory holes have in common? Anonymous tips. — WhTomato-March 18
6227Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine. — My friend tellTomato-March 18
6226Just bought that new GPS for seniors. Not only does it tell you how to get to Tomato-March 17
6225Did you hear about the new Vietnamese-Italian fusion restaurant? Pho-GettaboutTomato-March 16
6224What do you call a mustache soaked in urine? A pistachio. — Why do Muslims alTomato-March 16
6223 Three kids are playing Marines. A man walks up to them and asks what they’re Tomato-March 15
6222Explain these to me: - Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - Why do toasters Tomato1March 15
6221Son, marry a girl with the same belief as the family. Dad, why should I marry aTomato-March 14
6220Did you hear about the man who jerks off into his coffee every morning? He loveTomato-March 14
6219Boy: "I'm so exited for this date. I've been saving up all week.” Tomato-March 13
6218In an attempt to use sex to encourage him to do some jobs in and around the houTomato2March 12
6217This is the new Miss Kentucky. This picture will stay with her for the rest of hTomato1March 11
6216I tried to walk like an Egyptian Now I need to see a Cairo practor. — How waTomato-March 11
6215A young man was delivering a package to an apartment building... He rang the buzTomato-March 10
6214What do you call a robot that converts men to Sikhism? The Turbanator. — A ScTomato-March 10
6213My girlfriend and I began having sex at 1:58AM this morning and didn't stop Tomato-March 9
6212What do you call a student who graduated at the top of her class and who screamsTomato-March 8
6211Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to Mark Antony. — My friend didTomato-March 8
6210There’s a new drug that deals with anal sex addiction. It’s called TrynoasatallTomato-March 7
6209 A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing byTomato-March 7
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