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6078How do we know Steve Irwin didn't wear sunscreen? because it blocks the harTomato-12/21/2024
6077What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip ? An i-salsa-less triangle. — We caTomato-12/19/2024
6076Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with othTomato312/19/2024
6075I once stayed in a very seedy hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and tTomato112/19/2024
6074Did you hear about the golfer who played on Christmas day and hit a birdie? It Tomato-12/18/2024
6073Frenchman wearing sandals: Philippe Philoppe - A woman walking past a shop spoTomato-12/18/2024
6072What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? A volcano doesn'tTomato112/16/2024
6071Jesus was born on Christmas day, died on Good Friday, and rose on Easter. WhatTomato-12/16/2024
6070I tried to tell this girl a joke about a balaclava, but it went over her head. Tomato-12/15/2024
6069What's the best way to remember your girlfriend/wife's birthday or annivTomato-12/14/2024
6068These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and arTomato-12/13/2024
6067I used to think I'd never find love because I was too ugly. Then I went to Tomato-12/13/2024
6066A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, andTomato-12/13/2024
6065Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield! 911Tomato-12/12/2024
6064Hot new book title: "Don't Eat at McDonald's by Luigi Mangione —Tomato-12/11/2024
6063 It's been a rough day so far. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I pTomato-12/8/2024
6062What's the difference between origami and Mel Brooks passing wind? OrigamiTomato-12/6/2024
6061 What's the difference between a hooker in the daytime and a hooker at nightTomato-12/5/2024
6060Damn girl, are you from Egypt ? Cuz A-frican love you. — I hope we don'tTomato-12/4/2024
6059Native American ghost who plays accordion: Polkahauntas. — In ancient times Tomato-12/3/2024
6058Customer: "Do you have anything for dry skin ?" Pharmacist: “Aloe” CTomato-12/2/2024
6057Vladimir Putin has released an advent calendar. Every time you open a window, sTomato-12/2/2024
6056A couple was watching the Discovery Channel show about an African bush tribe whoTomato-12/1/2024
6055What do you call a man with Parkinson's disease who shaves? Nick -- WhatTomato-11/30/2024
6054My girlfriend told me if I turned out the light, I could put it in her butt. I Tomato-11/29/2024
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