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6228What do police hot lines and glory holes have in common? Anonymous tips. — WhTomato-3/18/2025
6227Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine. — My friend tellTomato-3/17/2025
6226Just bought that new GPS for seniors. Not only does it tell you how to get to Tomato-3/17/2025
6225Did you hear about the new Vietnamese-Italian fusion restaurant? Pho-GettaboutTomato-3/16/2025
6224What do you call a mustache soaked in urine? A pistachio. — Why do Muslims alTomato-3/16/2025
6223 Three kids are playing Marines. A man walks up to them and asks what they’re Tomato-3/15/2025
6222Explain these to me: - Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - Why do toasters Tomato13/15/2025
6221Son, marry a girl with the same belief as the family. Dad, why should I marry aTomato-3/14/2025
6220Did you hear about the man who jerks off into his coffee every morning? He loveTomato-3/14/2025
6219Boy: "I'm so exited for this date. I've been saving up all week.” Tomato-3/13/2025
6218In an attempt to use sex to encourage him to do some jobs in and around the houTomato23/12/2025
6217This is the new Miss Kentucky. This picture will stay with her for the rest of hTomato13/11/2025
6216I tried to walk like an Egyptian Now I need to see a Cairo practor. — How waTomato-3/10/2025
6215A young man was delivering a package to an apartment building... He rang the buzTomato-3/10/2025
6214What do you call a robot that converts men to Sikhism? The Turbanator. — A ScTomato-3/10/2025
6213My girlfriend and I began having sex at 1:58AM this morning and didn't stop Tomato-3/9/2025
6212What do you call a student who graduated at the top of her class and who screamsTomato-3/8/2025
6211Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to Mark Antony. — My friend didTomato-3/8/2025
6210There’s a new drug that deals with anal sex addiction. It’s called TrynoasatallTomato-3/7/2025
6209 A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing byTomato-3/7/2025
6208A horse trots into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face ?” The hTomato-3/6/2025
6207What do you call a Nazi who hates trucks? An anti-semi. — Based on the soundsTomato-3/5/2025
6206I said to my elderly mother: "Do you want to be buried or cremated?” "Tomato-3/5/2025
6205They just came out with a new bra for older women. It's called the "shTomato13/4/2025
6204A teenager is at his grandparents’ house. He's staying for the weekend and Tomato-3/3/2025
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